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First he makes it through the primaries. Then he gets elected. Next he gets a fancy new car. Then he gets cookies and heroin in his honour. His own thread for setting foot on his plane now? What's next, Obama's first time banging in the Lincoln Bedroom thread? I don't get it. He's not even a citizen of our country. Let's just give him one thread for all the daily BS.

Obama!

fucking guy made me laugh in lecture

Change NOW!

The year of the ox

Today marks the beginning of the Year of the Ox, the second symbol in the Chinese Zodiac.

President Barack Obama released a statement to commemorate the new year:

"I send my warmest wishes to people across Asia, in America, and indeed around the world who are celebrating the Lunar New Year and welcoming the Year of the Ox. As they gather with their families and celebrate over meals, they welcome new beginnings and honor the enduring wisdom of their ancestors.

"From the lion dances in San Francisco to festivals in Atlanta and parades in New York City and Washington, D.C., Americans of Asian descent carry on the vibrant traditions of their forefathers and enrich America's cultural diversity. I wish all those celebrating the New Year to be blessed with peace, prosperity, and good health."

Let's hope he doesnt screw anything up even more

well it'd be really hard to fuck up the world anymore than what George Bush has done in the last 8 years

^Exactly. Even if he does absolutely nothing significant during his entire term, he'll have at least done less damage than Bush.

All hail Obama!

they even got toys versions of his little girls, damn that he is like a celebrity

I've been a big supporter and have high hopes for Obama and even I'm getting sick of the topics and news stories about him. Making a catchall megathread would be the best idea.

get off your knees everyone.


barry o....lol