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ah_cat 01-28-2009 05:20 PM
Revenge of the Raccoon
 
HAHAHA!!!
Quote:
Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

threezero 01-28-2009 05:21 PM
ownage

Peturbo 01-28-2009 05:34 PM
AHAHAHA, rape a racoon?!?!
He's gonna remember this now for the rest of his life from looking at what ever penis he has left.
Does he have ravies now too?

tonyvu 01-28-2009 06:08 PM
lol what an idiot...

Mice 01-28-2009 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ah_cat (Post 6251237)
.ece?

.ece = .html?

WTF?!

!Tigger 01-28-2009 06:19 PM
WTF LOL rape a racoon

aNGAIhilate 01-28-2009 07:41 PM
LOL AHAH what an idiot.

JHuJHu 01-28-2009 07:49 PM
gg lols

kanachan 01-28-2009 07:52 PM
That's why you don't rape 4 legged creatures...

CD0528 01-28-2009 09:46 PM
that's why you don't rape, period. (:

Vansterdam 01-28-2009 11:18 PM
seriously? LOL wow that is fucked

Armind 01-28-2009 11:41 PM
Wow, raping a raccoon? What a sick fuck!

NinjaAceYork 01-29-2009 07:40 AM
OWNED

EM2 01-29-2009 07:40 AM
WHAT THE F*@^\s with the guy..

InvisibleSoul 01-29-2009 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mice (Post 6251302)
.ece?

.ece = .html?

WTF?!
http://pcsupport.about.com/od/fileex.../f/ecefile.htm

Quote:
An ECE file is an Oracle Application Express Dynamic Web Page file

q0192837465 01-29-2009 02:19 PM
wow, that's major ownage there.

3seriesBeeM 01-29-2009 02:29 PM
well that will be a constant reminder for him not to be participating in beasteality that racoon owned him

Noir 01-29-2009 02:41 PM
How can you even manage to catch a raccoon? Esp. when you drunk no less.

Peturbo 01-29-2009 03:35 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...king%20Out.jpg
It was just busy getting some until this drunk asshole came and tried to rape it.

shenmecar 01-29-2009 05:14 PM
that an idiot.

poofster 01-30-2009 12:28 AM
HAAHHAHAHA


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