I want a cow as a pet
 

Where can I get a pet cow?

How much would it cost me to keep one?

I mean... water in Vancouver is free, and there is an elementary school with a large grassy field one block from my house...

hahaahaahahahahahahahaha

what are you going to do with all its shit

i want a white tiger as a pet!!!

I'll see your Tiger and raise you a Liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a Lion and a Tiger mixed....bred for its skills in magic.

http://www.furiousmuse.com/pictures/liger.jpg

You can buy a cow, horse lamb, sheep or ducks at Langley auctions. I am not sure where, but I have been to livestock auctions, and see people trading ducks and rabbits etc.

On this topic of strange pets how do i get a monkey?

grab a wireclipper, head down hwy1 east, exit 264, park at vancouver zoo, select a monkey of your choice. Present monkey with a bundle of bananas. Off you go.

shit.. I haven't thought about that...

errmm.. is there any type of cows that doesn't shit? or at least doesn't shit a lot and the poo doesn't smell..?

LOL can i plz have some of whatever u smoke

You're not allowed.

you can sell the shit.. it's a shit making factory. it does wonders for plants or something so use it to grow more grass.

when it dies, you can sell the meat and cow hide and buy another cow and do the same.

yeah!

ps. don't feed it beef or you could get a mad cow.

edit. holy shit i forgot about the methane. figure out a way to put that stuff into a tank then sell it

also its a milk making machine, all you got to do is milk them titties and you got profit.

Plus, cow baby delivery seems pretty nasty. Seen that shit on discovery

there is a law against keeping domesticated farm animals as pets.

putting that aside.

- never light a match near ur house, the methane levels will shoot up.
- the amount of cow shit will mean a much higher chance of stepping in shit when trying to walk to and from the garage
- all that moo'ing will confuse the neighborhood dogs..

on the plus side..
- fresh milk, just walk out with a glass or ur bowl of cereal or even ur cup of coffee, reach down, give a squeeze..
- you will have lots of free shit for your garden, literally!
- you have braging rights that you have a cow for a pet...

Sweet lol, ladies love this

I think that ladies would much more like a pet monkey over a pet cow, monkeys are also very smart and you can teach them things that cows cannot be taught like: getting beer, grooming you and attracting hot young babes ;)

a cow does have great benifits with the fresh milk and all but I think a pet monkey would be the way to go.

except that monkeys shit every hour on the hour so you would have to have a good supply of diapers for the monkey.

i will come over every night and go cow tipping lol

:haha: I knew someone is gonna say that when I read the title.

cows can get you to places!

you are on a date:

hot sexy lady: do you have pets?

you: oh yeah

hot sexy lady: REALLY? I love pets.

you: oh yeah, I have a really big pet

hot sexy lady: nice, men who have pets are hot

you: thanks

hot sexy lady: what kind of animal is it?

you: a cow

hot sexy lady:what... you have a cow?

you: yeah, I like being environmentally friendly. a cow helps me do that.

hot sexy lady: what? how?

you: Well, the most obvious answer is that I get free milk, but the cow is a natural lawn mower and the poop the cow makes helps me fertilize my grass and my vegetable patch.

hot sexy lady: WoW that's hot. A man not only with a pet, but is green about it too. mmmMMMmm

you. speaking of cows, do you know how to milk a cow?

hot sexy lady: no. why?

you: well I cant get it right and i cant find anything to practice with.

hot sexy lady: ohh that sucks

you: can I practice on you? i mean if you don't mind. people say if the cow is not milked reguarly, they are in pain. And let me tell you, the cow is not MOOOOing correctly lately

hot sexy lady: ahh sure, here you go.


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wow i cant believe i typed that... I should be studying for midterms
RS is bad when you have to study..... procrastination at its best....

yeah, that pickup line will never work...

unless ur in holland or something...

Just an FYI they are looking into changing the laws a little for Vancouver.
They are looking at allowing people to have 'urban farms' as they have in some of the states. This will allow people to raise chickens in their backyards in the city. Unfortunately that won't allow the OP their cow, but a brood of chickens would be pretty cool.

just like society to be prejudice... chicks are ok, but if ur a fat cow, ur looked down upon

hahahahaha

I think I'd have to agree with this, I mean who hasn't always wanted their very own monkey butler?

+1

monkeys ftw. jesus theres just so much you can get a monkey to do for you. get a beer, get newspaper, help you take some pictures of people...err you know what i mean.

and on the topic of getting urban farms, OH HELLS NO. that would increase the chances of airborne diseases, avian flu, and all that happy jazz.

i'd love to have a pet eagle. Take out all the annoying crows in my area.

this thread totally makes me think of GRANDMA'S BOY the movie