REVscene Automotive Forum

You know you're a Mazda Maniac if...
You have mazda.ca your default page on your web browser.
You have the music from the "zoom-zoom" commercial as the ring tone on your cell phone.
You do more research into buying tires than choosing a doctor.
You consider a shift knob a "mod".
You name your children Toyo and Tokico and your dog Borla.
You'd rather get two extra HP with that new air intake than to buy your significant other a birthday gift.
You deliberately do not lock your Mazda when you get home in the evening just so you have one more excuse to go outside and look at it before bedtime.
You'd rather risk a ticket than put a license plate in the front of your Mazda.
You choose your significant other based on how much they like your Mazda.
You replace the muffler, tires, gearshift knob, anti-sway bars, air filter, gas lid, shocks, springs and horn on your brand new Mazda.
When someone mentions the "GAP" you don't think of clothes or hip commercials.
You prefer the sound of wind, the road and your engine to your favorite music.
When you get up in the middle of the night to relieve yourself, you go out into the garage to check the Mazda first.
You see a small speck of dust on the Mazda and spend the next 6 hours completely detailing the car.
The last person who leaned against your Mazda died under very mysterious circumstances.
You are mad at Hot Wheels for not putting out your color Mazda, so you paint your own.
You can recognize another Mazda from a mile away.
You own a Rotary as opposed to being a member.
Your Mazda owns you!