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| Chinese gas strut chair exploded, killing one youth
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的 旋 轉 椅 ， 在 家 中 上網時 ， 椅 子 突 然 爆 炸 ， 他 被 折 斷 的 、 操
控 高 低 的 鋼 條 插 入 肛 門 ， 刺 破 體 內 多 條 血 管，送 院 後 因 失 血
過 多 ， 傷 重 不 治 。
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地 講 述 事 發 經 過 ， 事 發 在 上 月 14 日 下 午 1 時 許， 小 剛 單 獨 在
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被 炸 至支 離破 碎 ， 操 控 升 降 的 鋼 條 被 炸 斷 後 ， 插 入 他 的 臀
部 。
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然 後 在 房 間 內 蜷 縮， 靠 牆 壁 等 候 救 援 。 據 120 急 救 人 員 稱 ，
他 們 趕 到 現 場 時 ， 小 剛 還 能 說 話 ， 於 是 立即 將他 送 到 膠 州 市
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化 ， 家 長要 求轉 入 膠 州 市 中 心 醫 院 搶 救 。
月 內 3 宗 炸 傷 臀 部
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剛 肛 門 的 旁 邊 插 進 其體 內 ， 將 他 臀 部 內 的 多 條 血 管 刺 破 ， 流
出 來 的 血 積 壓 在 他 體內 ， 經 過 院 方 一 個 多 小時 的 搶 救 ， 但 終
因 失 血 過 多 ， 傷 重 不 治 。
「 肯 定 是 椅子 品 質 有 問 題 。 」 痛 失 兒 子 的 小 剛 父 親 傷 心 地
說 ， 怎 麼 也 想 不 通 椅子 也 能 奪 去 兒 子的 生 命 ， 他 聲 言 將 向 旋
轉 椅 的 經 銷 商 和 生 產 廠 家 討 說 法 。 據 悉 ， 膠州 市 中 心 醫 院 ，在
短 短 1 月 內 ， 已 經 接 診 過 3 宗 類 似 氣 壓 旋 轉 椅 爆 炸 事 故 ， 但
此 前傷 者 雖 傷 及 臀 部， 但 沒 有 被 物 件 插 入 體 內 ， 只 是 受 輕
傷 。
根 據 網 上 搜 索 發 現 ， 內 地 近 年 曾 發生 多 宗 氣 壓 旋 轉 椅 爆 炸 事
故 ， 其 中 山 東 煙 台一 名 68 歲 吳 姓 老 翁 ， 在 2007 年 11 月 26 日
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腸損 傷 嚴 重 ，
小 腸 破 裂 ， 傷 口 直 徑 5 厘米 。
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長 達 16 厘 米 的 鋼 條 ， 約 有 手 指 粗 ， 整根 插 入 傷者 體 內 ， 「 可
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「 以 後 再也 不 敢 坐 了 ！ 」 「 好 像 坐 在 炸 彈 上 ！ 」
山 東 《 半 島 都 市 報 》 / 本 報 記 者
近 年 旋 轉 椅 爆 炸 事 件
14/01/09 山 東 膠 州 14 歲 少 年 因 所 坐 旋 轉 椅 爆 炸 ， 手 指 粗 的
鋼 條 插 入 其 肛 門 傷 及 多 條 血 管 ， 送 院 後 傷 重 不 治
26/03/08 江 西 贛 州 市 林 姓 男 子 在 家 中 上 網 時 ， 所 坐 的 旋 轉
椅 突 然 爆 炸 ， 80 公 斤 重 的 他 被 拋 到 一 米 外 ， 背 、 手 等 多 處
受 傷
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醫 生 在 其 肛 門 傷 口 內 取 出 20 多 個 雜 物 ， 包 括 16 厘 米 長 鋼 條
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| What this says:
A gas strut office chair exploded in Shan Dong province. The explosion caused the metal adjustment lever to ricochet into the 14 year old boy's asshole.
He died after transfering to hospital from excessive blood loss. It is almost unfortunate that he remained conscious while the paramedics arrived and he was shivering at the corner of the room just watching the blood coming out from his bottom.
This is not the first incident of office chair explosion apparently, 1 man in his 20s was blown a meter away from his chair when it exploded, his arms and legs were injured. Also a 68 year old man also suffered from metal parts lodged in his rectum from exploding office chair. Of which one of the projectile was 16cm long. The man survived but he had at least 2L of blood continuously transfused into him during the operation.
No official words on the model of the chair and if a recall is necessary (probably not going to happen, it's China afterall)  
RIP to the kid. It sucks to die slowly from blood pouring out of your asshole.
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02-17-2009, 12:05 AM
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That's haxxxxx
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02-17-2009, 12:10 AM
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PROTIP:
1)check if your chair under your asshole is made in China with no brand names whatsoever
2)If 1 is true, throw out chair and buy a regular chair
3)If not, continue to fap to metal bits stained with blood.
the PRO says: That's the most meaningless way to lose a life, ever.
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02-17-2009, 12:13 AM
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#4 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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14/01/09 山 東 膠 州 " Gao Chow" in Cantonese
To all the Hongers: This is one hell of a nice name for a town.. ROFL
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02-17-2009, 12:17 AM
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#5 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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O Noes one more reason for me to make my chair out of Recaros now
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02-17-2009, 12:19 AM
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that's just brutal.
i was expecting this to be about some chinese mechanics making some crazy chair out of/with struts from a car. something humorous that caused a funny death.
not this fucking horror story.
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02-17-2009, 12:23 AM
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Well it's really new news and it's therefore current events.
I do hope no RSers will be hurt from their chairs while reading RS after this post. This is to help the community from possible fatal situations.
someone thank me.
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02-17-2009, 12:42 AM
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holy shit now im scared going to china sitting on office chair
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02-17-2009, 01:08 AM
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I was so glad when I scrolled down and the picture of the chair looked nothing like what is currently under my ass.
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02-17-2009, 01:49 AM
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that is a shit ass way to die man
fuck
my chair looks like that
im scared
i dont wanna fap and have a fucken rog shoot through my ass
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wow, never really ever thought abt the gas struts exploding, let alone killing who ever`s sitting on one.
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Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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02-17-2009, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by cococly 14/01/09 山 東 膠 州 " Gao Chow" in Cantonese
To all the Hongers: This is one hell of a nice name for a town.. ROFL | what... dog penis? or nine penis?
and in cantonese it's gao JAO, not chow.
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Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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02-17-2009, 02:32 AM
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#13 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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I should install a metal plate underneath the cushion just in case. Just like the metal plating to bomb proof presidential cars.
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Originally Posted by StaxBundlez that is a shit ass way to die man
fuck
my chair looks like that
im scared
i dont wanna fap and have a fucken rog shoot through my ass | it's never good for a dude named Roger to shoot through your ass.
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#15 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by RX_Renesis what... dog penis? or nine penis?
and in cantonese it's gao JAO, not chow. | it says
plastic jou
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man i am i ever glad that i have a laptop and never use one of those office chairs... but fuck, thats one shitty way to die...
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ouch, thats like getting shot in the ass with a sawed-off 12 gauge shotgun.
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damn thats crazy
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WTF?! That's the stupidest design ever! Why would you have the seat hub bolted onto the shock?!?! It's not a question of manufacturing quality, it's just the most retarded design ever. Flip your computer chairs upside down right now. If it's a NORMAL sensible design, the seat hub would be welded onto the strut, and the part with the bolt is bolted to the 5-spoke legs thingy.
If the strut exploded:
#1 Having the chair hub welded to the strut and the legs bolted to the strut = bolt shoots at the ground, your chair pops, you lose your balance for a bit and might fall on the ground relatively slowly
#2 Having the wheels and chair hub bolted together = bolt shoots through your entire body from under your ass.
Even by bolting the strut and putting some thick ass metal underneath your chair, you'll lose your balance almost immediately as soon as the strut exploded. Safest design is design #1
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oh man, i feel so sorry for the guy. RIP man, definitely a shitty way to go. Now i'm feeling uneasy sitting on my chair.
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Originally Posted by RX_Renesis what... dog penis? or nine penis?
and in cantonese it's gao JAO, not chow. | you = 膠
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oh my goodness! can u imagine, just another day, DOING UR HMWK
and what do u know, next thing, ur dying from a fucking rod up ure ass
shiiit
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I never could have imagined a chair could be that dangerous until I saw this.
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huh, I think I'm gonna go get some 1/4" steel plate and bolt it between the chair base and the mounts..
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This should be in fight club no? 
For the love of God, and all that is holy!.....
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