I think the GTR is a bloated turd and it's nurburgring time fake.

BUT unless you have credible proof from a source besides Porche..then your just talking shit aswell.

thats not one of those jokes that gets funnier the more times you hear it you know.

nissan corp are a bunch of tools

Of course Nissans car that has about 200hp less and weighs about 1000lbs more can beat an Enzo. Duhhhh!!!1!11oneone!!

Nissan also claims the gtr can outrun an F16 fighter and there's rumor that they also claim the gtr beat the Starship Enterprise around the planet.

If you have five dollars and the GTR has five dollars, the GTR has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on the GTR's computer. the GTR is always in control.
Apple pays the GTR 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
the GTR can sneeze with his eyes open.
the GTR can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
the GTR is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
the GTR destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
the GTR can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for the GTR.
The GTR doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures the GTR has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with the GTR.
The GTR does not sleep. He waits.
The GTR is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The GTR is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
The GTR counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind the GTR’ beard. There is only another fist.
When the GTR does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
The GTR is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
The GTR’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
The GTR can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
The GTR doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
The GTR can slam a revolving door.
The GTR does not get frostbite. the GTR bites frost

Chuck Norris jokes don't work so well on cars....

Did you not read my post? When did I talk about Porsche? Look at the ZR1 video and the GTR video and time the cars from point to point down the long back straight.

Then explain why a much slower GTR can stay dead even with the ZR1 over a near 30 second straight line drag race.

Never has a fanboy been able to come up with a single credible reason why the cars stay side-by-side on this straight. The only ones close to making sense are the ZR1 had some sort of problem and wasn't developing all its HP or the driver was sandbagging to get the 7:26 time. Then they could later come back and knock several seconds back off (the second 7:22 run the ZR1 made) in case someone beat the 7:26 time.

Considering how quick a 7:22 (or 7:26) time really is, I doubt you can say the ZR1 was underperforming. If you do, then you also have to admit that the ZR1 is even faster than the lap times suggest, something GTR fans would never want to admit.

The alternative is that the GTR was overperforming, and was a car with a significanlty boosted HP output.