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   |  |  |       |  03-12-2009, 06:56 PM | #1 |   | The RS Anchorman 
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	   |  'Monster Crocodile' Bites Girl's Head Off  
 
			
			She was on her way to a floating school on the Agusan Marsh in the Philippineswhen the huge reptile capsized the boat, the provincial government said.
 The girl fell into the water during the attack on Saturday, but her headless body was not discovered until two days later.
 
 A classmate who was with her was rescued by a man who had been escorting the pair in another boat, said Ruel Hipulan, head of the private group which runs the school.
 
 "It's a monster crocodile," he said. Witnesses said the crocodile was about 30ft (nine metres) long.
 
 The floating school has been temporarily closed while a search for the crocodile is under way.
 
 Around 100 members of the Manobo tribe have been forced to leave their houses, which sit on the lake on stilts, amid fears of another attack.
 
 The Agusan Marsh in southern Mindanao island is a sanctuary for protected species including freshwater crocodiles and soft-shell turtles.
 
 Crocodile attacks in the area are rare but the reptiles have become aggressive recently because they have had little to feed on.
 
 The lake has been swollen for the past several months, causing fish to scatter to other places.
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			Considering that "the reptiles have become aggressive recently because they have had little to feed on," perhaps somebody should have considered that it may be a bad idea to go through the area at this time...
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			man that's huge! scary.
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			I'm gonna go ahead and say someone raped her and then chopped off her head.
		 
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			30 foot crocodile??? i wanna see pics!!
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					Originally Posted by Alphamale  I'm gonna go ahead and say someone raped her and then chopped off her head. |  guess you did it
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			pics or it didn't happen.
		 
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			yeah PICS!... i cant imagine a 30foot croc
		 
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			a 30 feet crocodile? i need to see some pics...
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			lolz, it prolly ate too much steroid
		 
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			Bullshit...30-foot crocodile.  
 Where's the link to the original story?
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			^^ Hows the croc suppose to grow that big when it is always starving..
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					Originally Posted by GSP  ^^ Hows the croc suppose to grow that big when it is always starving.. |  a typical crocodile can go up to about 6 months without eating. i'd imagine one this size could go even longer. they can also digest just about anything, partially due to the stones it keeps in its belly on a regular basis. they serve as a dual purpose to help churn the food and keep them less buoyant so they float just below the water level. incredible animals, really. it's no wonder they've lasted millions of years
		 
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					Originally Posted by Alphamale  I'm gonna go ahead and say someone raped her and then chopped off her head. |  +1  the cro only took the head !? and its starving !?!? and it was a little girl !!? NO FUCKING WAY
		 
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			I got a pic   
Might be over 30ft though...
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			damn its true then!
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			by boat..do they mean like canoes?
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			i got pwned 3times by crocodiles n RE5 and it reminded me of this thread
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			wasnt there a movie about a giant crocodile...and some old lady was feeding like whole adult cows and horses to it??
 i think jack black was in it
 
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					Originally Posted by nipples  wasnt there a movie about a giant crocodile...and some old lady was feeding like whole adult cows and horses to it??
 i think jack black was in it
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					Originally Posted by SharkBite  I got a pic   
Might be over 30ft though... |    |   |   |   |    |  |  |  
 
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