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hopefully this isnt a repost.. >.<
LOL shamwow shampows a hooker 
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)
LINK: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html 
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#2 | | misfortune cookie (V)
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lmao. His job ain't gettin him pussy!  
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03-31-2009, 01:08 AM
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#3 | | is best wrench
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LOLOOLO SHAMPOW IN YUR FACE
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03-31-2009, 01:15 AM
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#4 | | RS controls my life!
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shiettt ehh wasnt getttin any luck with the ladies
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03-31-2009, 01:30 AM
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#5 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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hes 44? shamWOW
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03-31-2009, 01:31 AM
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#6 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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I wonder if he used shamwow to clean the blood stains.
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03-31-2009, 01:44 AM
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#7 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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03-31-2009, 01:47 AM
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#8 | | Banned (ABWS)
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looks like his face can use a shamwow
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LOL the thread title made me laugh so hard
now I wanna see some dirt on the oxyclean guy 
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03-31-2009, 02:04 AM
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#10 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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anybody use shamwow does it really work
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03-31-2009, 02:28 AM
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#11 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Originally Posted by threezero  anybody use shamwow does it really work | Haven't you seen the commercial? IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!  
LOL at Slap Chop..... never heard of that one.
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03-31-2009, 02:37 AM
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lol well he's kinda ballin though $1k hotel $1k hooker
he probably liked her in the club and when he found he she was a whore he was like "whatever"
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03-31-2009, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by StylinRed lol well he's kinda ballin though $1k hotel $1k hooker
he probably liked her in the club and when he found he she was a whore he was like "whatever" | 7 bills, not 1 G lol
If I were him I would've gotten really mad and thrown her out, like SHA-ZAYUMMM golddigger!!
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03-31-2009, 02:54 AM
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#14 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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03-31-2009, 03:53 AM
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#15 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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im serious the shamwow guy does not look like that dude in the picture.
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03-31-2009, 09:47 AM
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#16 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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^ thats the sham wow guy
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03-31-2009, 09:54 AM
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bahahaha " your gonna love my nuts.." 0:55
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03-31-2009, 10:25 AM
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#19 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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the girl was pretty hot before getting punched
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03-31-2009, 10:29 AM
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#20 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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shamPOW'd that bitch;
TWICE!
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03-31-2009, 11:30 AM
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#21 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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03-31-2009, 12:44 PM
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#22 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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more pics
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argh....cant insert images??
ok there we go...had to upload the pics at imageshack 
umm...bruised booby  
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Originally Posted by Nightwalker | This commercial is better than Shamwow!
0:55 - "You're going to love my nuts". I think that's what he said to the hooker too!
1:35 - Nice no look toss into the sink!
2:10 - "We're going to make America skinny again, one slap at a time!"
2:30 - "Watch this - tacos, fettucine, linguine, martini, bikini"
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03-31-2009, 01:26 PM
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#24 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Ouch, check out her eyes!!!!!!
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#25 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by threezero anybody use shamwow does it really work | yes it does
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