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05-13-2009, 02:42 PM
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#76 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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i worked at triple O's before and my co worker sold hot chocolate to this mom...and this was for her 5 year old kid
she came back and said.. you know you guys should've poured some cold water or something cold in this hot chocolate.. cuz my child spat it out and now his tongue is burnt
and we're like.. but its "HOT" chocolate...
and shes like i dont care u could've gotten sued for this.. and we're like..ohhh kayyy
LOL
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05-13-2009, 02:54 PM
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#77 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Durrann1984  i worked at triple O's before and my co worker sold hot chocolate to this mom...and this was for her 5 year old kid
she came back and said.. you know you guys should've poured some cold water or something cold in this hot chocolate.. cuz my child spat it out and now his tongue is burnt
and we're like.. but its "HOT" chocolate...
and shes like i dont care u could've gotten sued for this.. and we're like..ohhh kayyy
LOL | I can see her point.
I really dont get why some places make their water so damn hot.
I'm ordering a drink. It would be nice if I could actually drink it within the next hour without burning my mouth.
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05-13-2009, 02:57 PM
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#78 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Delish | What an idiot.
In situations like that you always use cash.
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05-14-2009, 12:58 AM
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#79 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by Delish | hah thanks for sharing a cool site.
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05-14-2009, 06:49 AM
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#80 | | Witness protection
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Originally Posted by achiam I told her that operating instructions were printed on the box, and that she could read it in the privacy of her home. | booo... fail!  | |
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05-15-2009, 08:25 AM
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#81 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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05-15-2009, 10:29 AM
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#82 | | Banned (ABWS)
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True story, I am mid-20s, i dont look anywhere near 18 years old.
I went to Shopper's on "cambie" & "no. 4 or 5" to purchase some cigarettes.
I was in work uniform and the clerk ask for my ID, fair enough, I showed her BC Driver License, she stated it is fake.
I then showed her my carecard, visa, old student ID. "FAKE" she said..
At that point i was fucking angry and i wanna lit up a smoke, and i asked for their store manager.
"im the store manager" she said.
i told her i wanted to see her boss, but she refuses.... at this point, the line up was crazy and my lunch break is over... i left there and never go back again.
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05-15-2009, 11:53 AM
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#83 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by silk True story, I am mid-20s, i dont look anywhere near 18 years old.
I went to Shopper's on "cambie" & "no. 4 or 5" to purchase some cigarettes.
I was in work uniform and the clerk ask for my ID, fair enough, I showed her BC Driver License, she stated it is fake.
I then showed her my carecard, visa, old student ID. "FAKE" she said..
At that point i was fucking angry and i wanna lit up a smoke, and i asked for their store manager.
"im the store manager" she said.
i told her i wanted to see her boss, but she refuses.... at this point, the line up was crazy and my lunch break is over... i left there and never go back again. | are you sure she is not a fake too?
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05-15-2009, 11:59 AM
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#84 | | Banned (ABWS)
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We had somone come into the dealership with a 04 wrx that had'nt had its oil changed in jus under 20,000kms. He woundered why the engine was knocking lol
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05-15-2009, 12:02 PM
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#85 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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because subaru has a massive recall of their engines?
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05-15-2009, 12:15 PM
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#86 | | Banned (ABWS)
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^ Rather drive a scooby than a turd!
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05-15-2009, 02:33 PM
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#87 | | Witness protection
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Originally Posted by hk20000 because subaru has a massive recall of their engines? |
eh? what recall???  | |
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05-15-2009, 04:17 PM
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#88 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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Originally Posted by hk20000 because subaru has a massive recall of their engines? |  ?
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Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | |
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05-15-2009, 06:23 PM
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#89 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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I've had a lot of horrible/hilarious experiences with customers over years of work...
but a funny one from when I was at Wal-Mart, I asked an employee where the cutlery is... their response: i don't know what that is.
employee was totally Canadian mid-20s female... my boyfriend and I were just like... wtf?
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05-15-2009, 11:46 PM
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#90 | | Banned By Establishment
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I had a shit job selling bulk meat on the phone.
I call this one guy who was slurring his words and starts yelling at me for interrupting his precious Saturday and what the fuck did I think I was doing, and who the fuck did I think I was and then to go fuck myself and hung up on me.
I wait a sec, smile, hit redial and say, "I'm sorry sir, I think we were disconnected. AS I was saying..."
I learned some new swear words and laughed like crazy. The office thought I lost it.
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05-16-2009, 12:04 AM
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#91 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Oh ya, another funny one.
My buddy's brother back in the day worked at Lordco.
He said sometimes elderly guys or dumb sounding guys would call asking for whatever engine part, and he'd throw in all these unrelated questions like "what color is your Chevy truck?" and he said this one old dood was like, "Yeah its Silver, but kind of a dark gray silver" in relation to a request for a new water pump
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05-16-2009, 02:16 AM
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#92 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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i don't think anything beats working in fastfood. i worked at mcd's before, here we go:
A lady asked me for a cheeseburger without cheese. so i said to her, "so a hamburger... " and she replies "NO, i said a CHEESEBURGER without CHEESE." and she was DEAD SERIOUS about it.
Cheapest family in the world actually crammed their fries to the bottom of the box and asked my supervisor to top it off. He went to the walk-in freezer to scream for a few minutes after that.
I had about 20 cars lined up in the drive-thru and was forced to multi-task, taking orders while handing out food. i just handed out the food to a family and was taking the next order. to my surprise they were still there waiting for something... they wanted ketchup. i grabbed the biggest load of ketchup packs i could with one hand and the entire car of chinese ppl said "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!". All i could think of at that point was GTFO OF HERE.
Supervisors loved me because i had a knack for charging ppl for sauces. if you were rude to me, i would charge you the obligatory $0.10 for sauces. One lady literally complained to me, THIS IS ALL I GET FOR $0.10? to which i replied, "yup! so with taxes that comes to $0.11"
A kid on the slide literally stood up and pissed at the end of the slide. Parents did nothing, said nothing.
probably tons more... just can't recall since its been so many years... and don't get me started on value village experiences. Quote:
Originally Posted by Gridlock I had a shit job selling bulk meat on the phone.
I call this one guy who was slurring his words and starts yelling at me for interrupting his precious Saturday and what the fuck did I think I was doing, and who the fuck did I think I was and then to go fuck myself and hung up on me.
I wait a sec, smile, hit redial and say, "I'm sorry sir, I think we were disconnected. AS I was saying..."
I learned some new swear words and laughed like crazy. The office thought I lost it. | HAHAHAHHA literally LOL.
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05-16-2009, 02:44 AM
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#93 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by spoon.ctr.ek9 A kid on the slide literally stood up and pissed at the end of the slide. Parents did nothing, said nothing. |
1) I want to hear about Value Village. The types of people who frequent those stores must be awesome
2) Fuck parents like that. I fucking hate when parents encourage stupid behavior like that. I was driving along Kingsway and was stopped in traffic near the Honolulu Cafe when I saw a kid come out of one of the grocery stores being led by his parents. He was holding his crotch like he had to take a leak.
His parents pulled down his pants and let him piss into traffic. Like he was standing on the sidewalk pissing into the street.
What the fuck?!
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05-16-2009, 02:50 AM
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#94 | | I'm better than you.
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At the skytrain station one time. I saw a couple from some other country (i assumed this cause they didnt speak english very well, had a map of vancouver and some giant hiking bags and stuff.
so they go up the ticket machines and go start talking to it "2 adults please." then throw the money on the ground infront of it. Then they started looking around the machine and on the sides to see where the ticket prints lol
TOO FUNNY 
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05-16-2009, 10:41 AM
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#95 | | Zombie Mod
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^^^ 
This thread will over-exert Patrick Stewart's image.
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05-16-2009, 04:06 PM
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#96 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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i work for a online pharmaceutical call center, we sell medications to people in the U.S...
i've had a grandpa tell me he was dying if he didnt get his medications on time..he was ordering viagra
i had a lady return her medications that was sent to her because the package was coming from our india pharmacy and she thought it was a bomb
i had another lady who kept me on the phone the whole time she was placing her order online and when it came to select male or female the lady actually asked me 'am i male or female?'
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05-16-2009, 04:29 PM
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#97 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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This thread will over-exert Patrick Stewart's image. | Too bad he's not getting residuals for it, he'd be a millionaire on from RS alone. Quote:
Originally Posted by reeniepoo i had another lady who kept me on the phone the whole time she was placing her order online and when it came to select male or female the lady actually asked me 'am i male or female?' |
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05-16-2009, 08:58 PM
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#98 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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True story
customer "Hi is that tuna sushi?"
busser "No that is not tuna sushi."
busser points towards salmon sushi and tells customer "that is tuna sushi"
customer "NO that is salmon sushi"
I was laughing so hard at the back.
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05-16-2009, 10:05 PM
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#99 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by lexluthor09 
The lady came in, to ask if we could fix her flat tire. When we walked outside we told her, "what tire?"
She goes to respond, "what do you mean? is it fixable?" | So, let me get this straight. You're saying this cannot be plugged? How is that true service?  | |
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05-16-2009, 11:42 PM
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#100 | | sneaky beaky like
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Originally Posted by Durrann1984 i worked at triple O's before and my co worker sold hot chocolate to this mom...and this was for her 5 year old kid
she came back and said.. you know you guys should've poured some cold water or something cold in this hot chocolate.. cuz my child spat it out and now his tongue is burnt
and we're like.. but its "HOT" chocolate...
and shes like i dont care u could've gotten sued for this.. and we're like..ohhh kayyy
LOL | this is really familiar
...darren?
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