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Harvey Specter 05-11-2009 04:26 AM

Buying vs. Leasing from a different prospective
 
Purchasing:

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

Leasing:

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.


Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex everynight for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of$41.7 million.

Value-added benefits are:

- a 22 year old red-hot babe

-no begging or coaxing

-never a headache

-plays all requests

- no bitching or complaining

- no 'honey-do' list


Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

slammer111 05-11-2009 05:14 AM

:lol did you just make that up?

hotjoint 05-11-2009 08:29 AM

nice, I'm always down for saving money

wouwou 05-11-2009 09:07 AM

Cant argue with money saving lol

achiam 05-11-2009 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri (Post 6418311)
Purchasing:

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...84kristen2.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...84kristen5.jpg

AVS_Racing 05-11-2009 10:11 AM

Lol so we should just lease everything from now on

3seriesBeeM 05-11-2009 10:15 AM

ahahaha genius. this is the smartest thing ive heard all day. and hey you cant argue with the savings

Ludepower 05-11-2009 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by achiam (Post 6418484)
Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.


Typical high e-standard nerd chiming in....post pics of your gf's or stay on topic...which is hookers > wife....thanks.

fobulaus 05-11-2009 11:33 AM

Anyone remember the craigslist post made by the golddigger and then responded by a millionaire? lol

124Y 05-11-2009 11:33 AM

LOL... that was brilliant! Looks like I'm gonna start leasing from now on!

Boostaholic 05-11-2009 12:42 PM

where to lease a clean ride? I don't want a lemon with STDs.

q0192837465 05-11-2009 02:04 PM

lol, just increase the estimated useful life of the purchase

syee 05-11-2009 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri (Post 6418311)

All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

I don't know if Eliot will agree with you about the "no legal fees" part. :D

Cost him his job. :D

However, an additional benefit Elliot had is that he can switch it up whenever he wants, and even though he gets older, the chicks he leases will always be late model 22 year olds with no body damage. :haha: No gimpy busted up Heather Mills types. (ok, ok, that last one was kinda mean) :D

Synaptik 05-11-2009 05:48 PM

this is why you never buy the cow

03aspec 05-11-2009 07:00 PM

hahaha thats gold

wahyinghung 05-11-2009 07:22 PM

I haven 't leased anything in my life before I guess now 's a good time to consider that option:D

fliptuner 05-11-2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by achiam (Post 6418484)
Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.

It doesn't matter cause @ $4k/hr. you also get a lot of options.

AzNightmare 05-12-2009 06:00 AM

All girls can be bland looking to be honest. What you see is not always what is. It's called make up, camera angle, and/or photoshop.

BoneThug 05-12-2009 08:33 AM

i'm pretty sure ive seen that pic years ago? is this her first scandle? or does she do porn too?


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