lol.. people who cant signal... good one...

Yell from your cubicle, "BLOW YOUR GODDAMNED NOSE!"

posts by joe45

Yeah, he's a moron who probably never leaves his room.

(Wannabe) coke nail.

people who bite their nails.

People that drive 13 km/h

People that take forever to take a right turn and straddles both lanes while they do it.

People that say New WestMINIster! when it's New WestMINster!!!

People that talk really loud on their cellphones in public.

Before I quote everything in this thread that bothers me in a big +1 I have to get this off my chest:

I hate going into EB or Gamestop or whatever the fuck it is and dealing with those dorks behind the counter. I've worked retail before and I know what its like putting up with shitty customers but that doesn't mean you can a) slack off when you still have customers to assist and b) act like a condescending cunt to your customers.

Listen you socially retarded shitbag. Before I give you some basic fucking grooming tips I'm going to request a decent level of service. What I require at a minimum is: 1) not rolling your eyes when I ask you a question, 2) not answering my question which was clearly not a simple Yes/No question with just that, a Yes or No, 3) walking away after inadequately answering my question, and 4), sighing exasperatedly when I may possibly have a follow-up fucking question because you failed to do your job by holding a simple conversation about my query in the first fucking place.

I've complained about Gameshit/EB staff before. Twice I've been given a 30% discount by management and I honestly would not go back to them if they didn't have the variety in games that they do. If I could avoid your geek stench, your greasy skin, and your aspergers-like ability to turn a simple interaction into a major fucking headache for me I would.

But alas, I cannot. Enjoy dying virgins you puffy, sweaty cunts.

Fuck you people so hard. I hate when people walk into a store and let their kids run wild while they do their shopping because 1) the store has a 'Code Adam' or similar policy to "guarantee" their kids won't be snatched and 2) think that the people at the store are instant babysitters.

I hate fuckers who 'baptize' the joint. Rolling paper technology has advanced to the point that we don't need to be sucking on your saliva when we're toking up. Another reason why I don't smoke weed.

I've got a friend from the UK who has introduced me to so many new and bizarre phrases which she frequently mis-spells. She also types like shes text messaging so I get things like "OMADAYZ let mi tel u bout wat hap w mi m8"

....what?


I was on the island highway trying to maintain the status quo with traffic and somebody's great grandpa who clearly fought in the Boer War was effectively causing a roadblock by driving his Buick at the exact speed as the car beside him. When I came up behind him (framed by traffic behind me wanting to pass as well) he kept ramming on his brakes like I was somehow violating the laws of physics by wanting to drive faster than 70kph on a highway.

He finally sped up, got in front of the car in the right hand land, and headed into the lane himself. As I passed him he gave me the red-faced angry grandpa look like I had just spilled his Gold Bond all over the couch.

And then I was joined by a half dozen cars who were grateful that this vehicular plug was removed and traffic could continue with a normal flow. How can people be so unaware?


I live near two ESL schools where the world's biggest FOBs congregate. When it's break time they all stand in the middle of the sidewalk so I have to walk onto the street to get by them. They hock and spit like they're trying to put out a fire with their phlegmy saliva. Seriously, what the fuck.


I hate people who change their username twelve times in two years.
;)

u do know that in some cars, they only have 2 speeds, constant slow, and constant fast, a great example would be early civics.

^wtf do civics have to do with joints?

El Bastardo: it only seems to be hongers that spit when they smoke, i don't see anyone else do it...

i think they spit so much cause it's illegal in HK hahaha, so they're making up for lost time.

Maybe you should try the one at metrotown? They don't seem to be your usual EB staff.

They were the first ones to catch my ire. But the idiots at Pacific Centre seem to do it the most seeing as their proximity to me makes them the best candidate.

agree, agree, agree!!!!! especially third one!

-when people swear excessively to the point where it's like they have tourettes
-people who never talks to you but then acts like you're buddies when they want something
-waiters/sales people who hate their jobs and put it out on you

people that dont pick up their dog's shit..ugh!

some i can think of off the top of my head

people that brake doing down hill when theres nothin ahead/ down a straight way when theres no where to turn or anything.
people that dont signal
people that take my hat of and put it on and curve it for me. (i hate this)
people that step on my new shoes
someone said something about people that dont let you merge, i hate that too but i do that bc nobody ever lets me in
people that sneeze or anything like that and dont cover up
people that unfold the same shirt in every size(at work)
fat people that order a massive meal and get a diet coke (WTF is the point of the diet coke) no offence to fat people that seriously whats that one diet coke going to do to your body while eating like 3000/4000 or more worth of cals
thats about all i can think of right now
cant think of anymore lol

fat people :Puke:

lol.. how fat is fat.. xD

people that switch lanes on the highway for apparent reason.
Both lanes would be clear in front and no one tailgating them then all of sudden they think it's just time to switch to the fast lane because they're maybe going a little past 80kmh.

people who have too many pet peeves ;)

Yeah I dunno how you can get all pissy cuz ur driving slow as shit or not paying attention to the road. Peoples nerve these days.... :rolleyes:

people who misuse "their, there, and they're"

And "your/you're" as well. :mad:

people who dont wear deodorant