Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
 

Friday, July 03, 2009

MEXICO CITY — Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...2:b26197476:z0

Let this be a reminder to all of us that life is short. Too soon? :haha:

this has a possible jack black movie written all over it

Paging Lomac... :p

LOLOL! +1!

ouch, hahaha, God.

those 2 got owned pretty badly

officailly the best news story title ever

:haha: at this whole story....

I wonder if they get a half price coffin?

^ two in one to split the costs??

damm rights ;)

pics or it didnt happen

damn, owned :lol

It happened. It's a pretty sad story, I don't think it's that funny.

NEVER TOO SOON FOR A QUALITY LINE LIKE THAT :haha::thumbsup:

man, you're the biggest downer for EVERY thread, get that gigantic dildo out of your ass and learn to laugh at things once in awhile.

So did they fuck or not?

Wow this fucking link just owned my comp. It just kept popping upp i had liek 50 tabs... of the same fucking link

Yes, I should learn to see the humor in people getting murdered. What's wrong with me??

Oh wait, they only died because they were midgets! LOL! That's fucking hilarious!!!

max mini noooooooooooooo

The idea of fake hookers drugging and robbing/killing people was the downer for me.