Originally Posted by 124Y (Post 6506610)

Back in high school, our school band would have trips every year to perform at some random places. We would stay at a hotel with 4 people in a room with 2 beds. My friend and I decided to pull a prank on another friend, "D". My friend and I woke up in the middle of the night, got a cup of lukewarm water, and dipped D's hand into the water when he's sleeping, hoping to make him feel relaxed by the lukewarm water and end up pissing his bed. However, it didn't work, so my friend and I decided to just pour the water onto his crotch area. Just as we finished pouring, D suddenly wakes up in confusion. He was like.."huh...wtf....WTF!?" The room was dark so my friend and I quickly rushed to our bed and dug our face into our pillow, holding out our laughter lol. D then walks to the end of the room to turn on the light, which wakes up all of us (we pretended we were asleep) and he's like..."WTF are my pants wet!?!?" and both my friend and I suggested that he pissed his pants. He was still confused to this day whether he pissed his pants or not. :haha:

Originally Posted by 124Y (Post 6506610)

Back in high school, our school band would have trips every year to perform at some random places. We would stay at a hotel with 4 people in a room with 2 beds. My friend and I decided to pull a prank on another friend, "D". My friend and I woke up in the middle of the night, got a cup of lukewarm water, and dipped D's hand into the water when he's sleeping, hoping to make him feel relaxed by the lukewarm water and end up pissing his bed. However, it didn't work, so my friend and I decided to just pour the water onto his crotch area. Just as we finished pouring, D suddenly wakes up in confusion. He was like.."huh...wtf....WTF!?" The room was dark so my friend and I quickly rushed to our bed and dug our face into our pillow, holding out our laughter lol. D then walks to the end of the room to turn on the light, which wakes up all of us (we pretended we were asleep) and he's like..."WTF are my pants wet!?!?" and both my friend and I suggested that he pissed his pants. He was still confused to this day whether he pissed his pants or not. :haha:

Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 6506973)

I got another.
Last Halloween my friend was having a party with a bunch of her sister's friends and a few of her girlfriends. Basically she invited 3 or 4 of her pretty close friends (including my ex-gf who I broke up with and essentially told her a didn't like her, she had psychological problems because of this and stalks me from time to time). Some bros and I show up to the party and start getting drunk. Long story short, I ended up getting drunk and making out with one of her friends on the couch while my ex stood there and watched us go at it. Many laughs were had.

More laughs were had when I invited the host of the Halloween party, her friend i made out with, and my ex-gf to my new years party and made out with the host in front of the other two. I'm pretty sure many discussion were had regarding this and I like to think they all got a good taste of Alex. ;) Fortunately, those days are over.

Originally Posted by 124Y (Post 6506610)

Back in high school, our school band would have trips every year to perform at some random places. We would stay at a hotel with 4 people in a room with 2 beds. My friend and I decided to pull a prank on another friend, "D". My friend and I woke up in the middle of the night, got a cup of lukewarm water, and dipped D's hand into the water when he's sleeping, hoping to make him feel relaxed by the lukewarm water and end up pissing his bed. However, it didn't work, so my friend and I decided to just pour the water onto his crotch area. Just as we finished pouring, D suddenly wakes up in confusion. He was like.."huh...wtf....WTF!?" The room was dark so my friend and I quickly rushed to our bed and dug our face into our pillow, holding out our laughter lol. D then walks to the end of the room to turn on the light, which wakes up all of us (we pretended we were asleep) and he's like..."WTF are my pants wet!?!?" and both my friend and I suggested that he pissed his pants. He was still confused to this day whether he pissed his pants or not. :haha:

Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 6507009)

I got another one for you.

I passed through HK for a few days in 2007, and having no connections of my own there, My mom arranged for me to stay at her elementary school friend's place. Last time I saw them was 1996 and I barely knew them even back then.

The Auntie invited me to stay in her daughter's room, and "hoped I wouldn't mind". I thought it was weird she'd say that, but whatever. The room looked UNTOUCHED and even all the little Honger stuffed animals were saran-wrapped. There was a photo of the daughter hanging over the bed. So I thank the Auntie and Uncle, and as I'm unpacking I casually ask them where their daughter was. I thought she'd be studying overseas or moved out or something. The Auntie tells me she's in Heaven. Huh?

Having crappy Cantonese, I innocently asked the Auntie which part of HK Heaven is located in, I thought it was some district near Central. :eek: The Auntie then tells me her heart ached. At that point another family friend who was there pulls me aside and hastily explains that the daughter died a slow painful death (lupus) a few years ago. :cry: My mother had never bothered to explain any of this to me!

It was a crazy awkward dinner with my mom's friends that night.

Originally Posted by 3xta (Post 6507457)

that's so awkward.... i feel sorry for you lols. I can't believe your mom left the part out that their daughter died.. lol

Originally Posted by 6chr0nic4 (Post 6507438)

epic fail thats not even akward

plus u look like my chode bragging about making out with 200 pound ogres isnt something to be proud of