Man humps steel bench, penis gets stuck to bench *real*
 

Police, fire, and ambulance crew rush to free this guys penis from a park bench.

It took emergency officials 4 hours to free this mans penis. Doctors said if it took 1 more hour longer, they would've amputated his penis (it would be possible to stitch it back on after though)

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source:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/ma...h_almost_l.php


mature discussion only. everybody gets curious about inanimate objects.

aug 2008.

old repost =o

LOL what a horny bastard! He probably got tired of masturbating with his hands, so decided to try something new.

lol BNR32 you're so last year

fuck you guys, this thread still delivers. aug2008 called, they say your order of epic lulz is ready for pick up

This kinda news you cant beat asian XL to it !

Fail.

Fail x 2


But it's ok.
We all fail once in a while. :)

FML?

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fucking dumbass shit
:rolleyes:

AHHAHA

wasnt this reposted like 2-3 times already?

Typical r32 slow with posts and with the times.

Yes. This is a repost of a repost fo shizzle.

The apple daily comics didn't show the release of the blood to reduce swelling

and yeah, this made me lol the first time, but not funny nemore..


Probably just was wondering why there were holes in the bench, and why that bench was there in the first place... it's not particularly good to sit on so maybe it's for fucking?

notice the blood on his shirt :lol

turbo LAG

I hate when that happens..

He should have called Kostmans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4tKEnWPlR4

the board has holes for very simple engineering reason: It's put outside they don't want water to stay on it after a rain and after the board gets slight deformation after repeated "use"

These are like "park gyms" in HK where you can see a bunch of exercise instructions on how to keep fit using these equipment. I don't think penis fitness was part of the plan.

man,
this is old news