hopefully i have a passenger so i can tell them to GTFO and press the button.

did i remember to buy milk?
... shit

"when the fuck is the light going to change?"

i fucking hate red lights

You're at a red light. Right behind the crosswalk.
Then a girl with huge bouncing boobies walks by in front.
What a view

What the fuck, why is the dude in front of us picking his nose? Ew....

red light = another excuse to use launch control :D

The legs of a fine young woman.

"Zoom, zoom, zoom... zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom..."

"Hmm... I think my gas gauge went down a bit again... I can allllmost see it moving as I idle... Okay, so I've gone 150 km with half a tank, so a full tank would..."

(I drive a rotary.)

I get random songs in my head like this one.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Preparing myself for the next installment of Vtec.

'Gosh that girls ass would make a nice hat'

i sing a lot in the car. usually i think of how good a singer i am.

+6 on chicks in cars or walking.
Then I look at all those fancy Lexus autos.
Then I change the radio station over and over.
Then I say to myself 'wtf, still red?'

"I hope my anti-lag melts the bumper behind me".

Why im I erect sitting in traffic.

+7 for looking for hot chicks

Man ... I hope my Corolla doesn't die. :(

+1 to hot girls!

Saw some hot girls wearing some tight ass TNA sweatpants on the street, could barely make a left-handed turn :(

I try to think of happy thoughts to prevent my blood pressure from skyrocketing through the roof. It always goes up when my turbo pressure is low and VTEC is off:
http://dafoozeking.googlepages.com/bp.jpg

My flight is delayed. Fucking Air Canada.

I watch the opposing traffic lights + pedestrian signals, especially if I'm at the front of the lane. I like to be prepared to go immediately on green or setup a hill start just prior if I'm on an incline. I find inattentive drivers at the front of a lane annoying when there is a whole train of cars following.

If downtown, same as above with a bit of people and car watching thrown into the mix.

I don't know about you guys, but when ever i'm at a red light the guy next to me always turn and look at me.

...

...

and i stare back

Agreed. +1

:p

when im bored at night and im first at the intersection i like to get the guy in the next lane to think im going to race him and when the light turns green they usually rip it and im slowly acclerating