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Originally Posted by JSALES (Post 6524860)

what is exactly the definition of a c-lai?

You've been on RS for far too long to not know the true definition of a c-lai... :p

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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN (Post 6525026)

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

you know their proper gears very well dont you

lollll

yes i do. my mom has all those gears in the car :haha::haha:

AND

that is no ordinary umbrella
nnnnooo sir
it's an umbrella that BLOCKS FUCKING UV RAYS

^LOL. This thread delivers. Revscene noob likes :) thankfully my mom doesnt deck herself out in this gear...

NOW we need a place to buy quality gear! with today's temperature and the sun exposure those dart vader mask might come in handy :D

from urban dictionary

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Pronounced "see-lai".

A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:

1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.

Those masks are one of the most ridiculous things out there.

the masks are so god damn ugly!

I have one in the car with a Revscene sticker on it.
I'll make sure to roll in to the meet wearing it! ;)

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Originally Posted by Amped (Post 6525841)

from urban dictionary

Everything they wrote made me laugh, so true! :haha:

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Originally Posted by quasi (Post 6525855)

Those masks are one of the most ridiculous things out there.

I beg to differ. I was like u before I put it on a few days ago. But for someone like me who has to drive for hours everyday, it just makes a lot of sense. Much better than sunglasses. Yea, they may not look the best but functionally it can't be beat.

be extra cautious when following any mercedes with c-lai drivers with the above equips. especially the ones driving in reverse who don't look back + the welding mask

i was walking in a parking lot and almost got hit by mercedes in reverse, i wasn't suprised when i saw the driver

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Originally Posted by q0192837465 (Post 6526865)

I drive a ton to but I would never wear one of those. I'd probably be cooler driving around in nothing but a speedo but I wouldn't do that either.

Do what makes you smile but seriously they look so damm silly.