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07-28-2009, 03:21 PM
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#26 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by JSALES  what is exactly the definition of a c-lai? | You've been on RS for far too long to not know the true definition of a c-lai... 
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07-28-2009, 03:29 PM
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#27 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN | yes i do. my mom has all those gears in the car 
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that is no ordinary umbrella
nnnnooo sir
it's an umbrella that BLOCKS FUCKING UV RAYS | |
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07-28-2009, 03:35 PM
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#28 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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^LOL. This thread delivers. Revscene noob likes  thankfully my mom doesnt deck herself out in this gear...
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07-28-2009, 03:45 PM
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#29 | | RS controls my life!
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NOW we need a place to buy quality gear! with today's temperature and the sun exposure those dart vader mask might come in handy  | |
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07-28-2009, 06:45 PM
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#30 | | Unauthourized Spammer
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the fuck is a c-lai
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07-28-2009, 06:57 PM
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#31 | | RS controls my life!
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from urban dictionary Quote:
Pronounced "see-lai".
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.
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07-28-2009, 07:16 PM
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#32 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Those masks are one of the most ridiculous things out there.
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07-28-2009, 10:17 PM
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#33 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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the masks are so god damn ugly!
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07-28-2009, 10:21 PM
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#34 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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I have one in the car with a Revscene sticker on it.
I'll make sure to roll in to the meet wearing it!  | |
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07-28-2009, 10:23 PM
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#35 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Originally Posted by Amped from urban dictionary | Everything they wrote made me laugh, so true! | |
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07-29-2009, 01:12 PM
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#36 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by quasi Those masks are one of the most ridiculous things out there. | I beg to differ. I was like u before I put it on a few days ago. But for someone like me who has to drive for hours everyday, it just makes a lot of sense. Much better than sunglasses. Yea, they may not look the best but functionally it can't be beat.
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07-29-2009, 01:19 PM
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#37 | | is best wrench
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be extra cautious when following any mercedes with c-lai drivers with the above equips. especially the ones driving in reverse who don't look back + the welding mask
i was walking in a parking lot and almost got hit by mercedes in reverse, i wasn't suprised when i saw the driver
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07-29-2009, 01:20 PM
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#38 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by q0192837465 I beg to differ. I was like u before I put it on a few days ago. But for someone like me who has to drive for hours everyday, it just makes a lot of sense. Much better than sunglasses. Yea, they may not look the best but functionally it can't be beat. | I drive a ton to but I would never wear one of those. I'd probably be cooler driving around in nothing but a speedo but I wouldn't do that either.
Do what makes you smile but seriously they look so damm silly.
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