"EH LUK I M BLAK! I MIKO JODAN!! MJMJ!!"

"HEHKEKEKE ^^"

"Nigga...Hold up a second. Nigga, what the FUCK do you think you're doing?"

"If you miss this basket, I'm going to nuke you."

Obama:

"Listen Yao, I don't give a fk if you can shoot a basketball, i ain't playing badminton with you!"

lol nice

Obama "ok if you miss this, you guys give us N Korea"

"You have 2 seconds to put down my ball before I kick you in the nuts"

:lol

Given Obama's facial expression, this caption is awesome! :lol

Asian: i like this orange!
Obama: It aint no orange..its a fukin basketball..

:haha:

"why y'all look alike"

lol@response

Chinese guy with bball: Eh look at me. I'm black I playing bball you fookin ni-ka

Obama: Wait...hey hey. Don't call me that.

I'm suprised that a gwai lo knows who the chinese guys are but a site full of people patriotic china don't know who he is and refer to his as "chinese guy"

From my buddy:

1) Obama: "You might be smirking, but I have bigger balls than that you're holding."

2) Obama: "You don't come to no n!gga's place and steal his pride and joy....now give that back and git."

3) Obama: "Basketball diplomacy doesn't cut it these days cuz the black man will rule."

wat?

so, he just called us all gwai lo, so is challing him a drity chink fair game?

Obama: "Now...i know we said 'yes we can'....but...no you can't."

tbh, I don't follow politics. So I'm one of those people. :P

Don't ask me about politicians or celebrities cuz I don't know shit.
Hahaha, I'm one of those people who don't care cuz I have no interest, even if it affects me. I'm ignorant like that. har har har.

I would think so.

reminds me of the comedian who had a bit about "cracker." some black dude was like "hey man you my cracker" and he's like "no man you can't call me that, that's our word for us to use. you can say cracka, with an a though" :haha:

Obama: "Hell nawz, nigga. Just because I'm black don't mean this here's a basketball court."

OT: The great thing about Russell Peters is he takes time to really understand the people he makes fun of.

I always hear white ppl complain about the double std where they can't make racial jokes or make criticisms cuz they're white. That's nonsense. You can do it, you just can't be lazy with your observations and generalizations.

Asian Guy: Wah Basketball like Yao Ming!
Obama: I think you are doing it wrong...
Other Asian Guy: KEKEKE ITS HOW WE DO IT IN CHINAR