REVscene Automotive Forum - Meet iBod, the iPod music vibrator (*recommended for feminine use only*)

I was looking to download some stuff for my iphone and i came across this banner ad:

*edit cant hotlink the banner sorry*

This seemed almost like a joke. It wasn't written in engrish so it can't be some japanese product, which led me to ask, who the fuck would make something like that? Well there's this company called OhMiBod and they make these products for womens pleasure only (or homos if they want but being homo is gay)

http://www.ohmibod.com/images/ohmibod-club-vibe.jpg
1) Club Vibe
Apparently with this thing, the chick is supposed to stick it up her vag. It's really small, like a bullet, so I can imagine it fits comfortably in there since its smaller than tampons. Anyways, she straps something to her arm with a microphone. The microphone picks up the beat of the music and sends pulses to the vibrating dildo bullet thing in her vag. So next time youre at a club and some chicks hammering you with her twat, don't feel offended but its not you brother, its the club vibe bullet vibrator.

http://www.ohmibod.com/images/product_nn.jpg
2) Naughti Bod
I dont even know wtf this thing is but it changes colors. It looks like chicks stick it up their vag so I don't understand whats the point of having it change colors if its inside a chicks vagina

http://www.ohmibod.com/_img/product_ohmibod_RD.jpg
3) Oh Mi Bod
This is the shit that you plug into your ipod when you wanna listen to music. For $69 bucks (huhuhu! 69 is a sexual reference. i get it!), you can put something in your vagina and have it vibrate to music on the bus, in the office, etc. Thank goodness it ships within two days, I bet most chicks don't have time to wait around for this shipment to arrive.

http://www.ohmibod.com/_img/product_gspot.jpg
4) G note
For those ultra horny women, or when the Oh Mi Bod vibrator doesn't cut it anymore, there's the G note vibrator. Essentially the same thing as the oh mi bod vibrator, except its thicker and has a curved tip to hit that special spot. Some women really just can't get any.

http://www.ohmibod.com/_img/product_boditalkEscort.jpg
5) Bodi Talk expert
This is the funniest shit ever. It vibrates when you get a call, so every phone conversation seems like an erotic phone sex convo. *buzz buzz* "Hang on, my vagina is vibrating. Hello?"

http://www.ohmibod.com/_img/product_boditalk_RD.jpg
6) Bodi Talk
Same thing as bodi talk. Except it does something else a bit differently. The description mustve been written in slutlish cause I couldn't understand it properly.

http://www.ohmibod.com/images/love-buckle.jpg
7) Love buckle
This is basically commando gear for times when you go commando with your significant other. It comes with condom-ammo attached, so in case you feel like going for seconds, the condoms will be easily within reach. If you're going in as a team, you'll have plenty of ammo to help your teammates out.

Source: www.ohmibod.com