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slammer111 08-05-2009 07:22 PM

Saudi businessman orders solid gold penis enlarger
 
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09080...di_sex_offbeat

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Wed Aug 5, 5:48 PM

OTTAWA (AFP) - A Saudi businessman has purchased what is being described by the Canadian seller as the world's most expensive adult novelty item -- a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth nearly 50,000 dollars.
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X4 Labs, a Canadian manufacturer of medical devices, received the unorthodox request and recruited a Montreal custom jeweler to help with its design and construction.

"This male health accessory is the most expensive traction device ever produced and will likely become a historical benchmark for the adult novelty industry," the company said in a statement.

Little is known about the buyer, except that he lives in Jeddah.

His glitzy new penis enlarger, however, is being encrusted at his request with 40 diamonds and several rubies and is to be delivered by armored car in October, said Rick Oh, X4 Labs co-owner.

Saudi law bans the import of adult sex toys, but the company insists its product is a US government certified medical device.

Such devices normally retail for less than 400 dollars. But this custom order is expected to cost about 47,000 dollars US, Oh said.

"It's an unusual request," Oh told AFP. "We didn't take it seriously at first, but once he sent us a deposit, we had to agree to it."

"Obviously, there were giggles initially when we presented our project to a jeweler and asked him for help."

But the seemingly lavish device was actually conceived for a practical purpose, Oh explained. "We were approached by the customer who insisted on a solid gold version of our product because he claimed to have a severe skin allergy to stainless steel."

Later, the buyer asked to add diamonds and rubies to it.

The company intends to now offer all customers custom designs for their male novelty devices, although it states it is "uncertain as to whether this will become a trend."

Product coordinator Matt West said he "is convinced that there is a demographic that is willing to pay for lavish medical devices for their private areas... to pay good money to spoil themselves."

"There is something tremendously selfish about the male ego, and subsequently 50,000-dollar orders may become the norm for companies like X4 Labs," he said.
Not sure why the guy couldn't just settle for a stainless steel but gold-plated version of this thing.

And this thing must be coooooold.. :cry:

JesseBlue 08-05-2009 07:39 PM

^ turned on eh?

azzurro32 08-05-2009 09:10 PM

i thought arabs were supposed to be hung like horses..

or in their case, camels

ZenZa 08-05-2009 09:15 PM

i wanna see a pic

ilvtofu 08-05-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by azzurro32 (Post 6535269)
i thought arabs were supposed to be hung like horses..

or in their case, camels

nah they're probably more like EI guys... Russell peters XD

CP.AR 08-05-2009 10:56 PM

I wonder if a gold penis enlarger gives you a golden dick?

Psykopathik 08-05-2009 10:59 PM

"I LOOOOOVE GOLD!"

asian_XL 08-05-2009 11:01 PM

how does penis enlarger work anyway?

I have seen a lot, but not sure how it can enlarge your penis

thumper 08-06-2009 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 6535467)
how does penis enlarger work anyway?

I have seen a lot, but not sure how it can enlarge your penis

lol haven't u watched the austin powers movie/instructional video? :lol

HOTSHOTKEN 08-06-2009 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 6535131)
Not sure why the guy couldn't just settle for a stainless steel but gold-plated version of this thing.

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Originally Posted by The Article slammer111 posted (Post 6535131)
But the seemingly lavish device was actually conceived for a practical purpose, Oh explained. "We were approached by the customer who insisted on a solid gold version of our product because he claimed to have a severe skin allergy to stainless steel."

Read much?

death_blossom 08-06-2009 11:34 AM

GOLDMEMBER!

q0192837465 08-06-2009 11:52 AM

how does it work? we want pics. Or better step by stpe instructions

Vansterdam 08-06-2009 01:32 PM

lol i thought goldmember to

skyxx 08-06-2009 01:33 PM

Penis' Enlargers don't work, but maybe shaving your bush will. From what I know, Arab guys are hairy and the girls there have sand down there. ;)

Mugen EvOlutioN 08-06-2009 01:34 PM

they should make it CHROME, more shiny

and diamonds plated on top, i got DIAMONDS ON MY DICK BITCh

Psykopathik 08-06-2009 01:42 PM

swedish suck machine.

Gridlock 08-06-2009 05:52 PM

The first thing I thought was Nigerian scam. Better make sure that money is for real. He couldn't find a jeweler in his own country?

wouwou 08-06-2009 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 6535131)
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09080...di_sex_offbeat



Not sure why the guy couldn't just settle for a stainless steel but gold-plated version of this thing.

And this thing must be coooooold.. :cry:

gold won't induce any allergy reactions

odotodoMAN 08-06-2009 06:54 PM

pics!!! lol

slammer111 08-07-2009 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HOTSHOTKEN (Post 6535802)
Read much?

Gold-plated means he wouldn't be touching the stainless parts anyways, genius. Use your brain much? :rolleyes:

wouwou 08-07-2009 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 6537325)
Gold-plated means he wouldn't be touching the stainless parts anyways, genius. Use your brain much? :rolleyes:

with all the, er, wear and tear, the plating might just give :haha:


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