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08-10-2009, 12:07 AM
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#1 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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|  U will never look at eggs the same again
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08-10-2009, 12:08 AM
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#2 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by AVS_Racing  | wat.
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08-10-2009, 12:21 AM
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#3 | | Banned By Establishment
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DAMN! dude its for quick lube-age so you can bone her fast.
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08-10-2009, 12:27 AM
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#4 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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i dont get it... whats it for?
easy ona car oO?? edit: ok i just looked it up... its for jerking off
here's a demo its not nws http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2_op-m4aU Quote:
TENGA EGG demo by Mr. Masanobu Sato of Masturbate-a-thon fame(new record for 2009)
TENGA EGG available at ToyDemon.com
Instructions:
1.Remove the packaging, outer shell and lubrication
2.Put lubrication inside the EGG and around the entrance
3.Move the EGG to lubricate everywhere
4.Have Fun (it won't rip)
5.Place the EGG back into the outer shell to throw away
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Last edited by StylinRed; 08-10-2009 at 12:33 AM.
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08-10-2009, 12:37 AM
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#5 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by pandalove wat. | That about sums it up...
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08-10-2009, 12:57 AM
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#6 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Wow...If a little kid thought it was a kinder surprise egg and opened it up...  | |
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08-10-2009, 12:59 AM
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#7 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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They're expensive. I think you have to buy like a pack of 6 for 76usd?. I rather get the Tenga Onacups or the other one that's silver.  | |
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08-10-2009, 02:03 AM
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#8 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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^^^^ they're 3 for $25 if u go to the link in that video i posted
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08-10-2009, 02:10 AM
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#9 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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LOL tat is one coool invention
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08-10-2009, 02:51 AM
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#10 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Interesting...
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08-10-2009, 03:06 AM
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#11 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Palmela has been reliable for like 17 years for me, I don't see much point in buying shit like this... WTF do guys need sex toys for?
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08-10-2009, 03:22 AM
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#12 | | Banned By Establishment
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because it feels good.
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08-10-2009, 03:30 AM
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#13 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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The narrator for the first link sounds like Cyril The Magician LOL
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08-10-2009, 03:43 AM
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#14 | | Banned By Establishment
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lol, this shit's fucked up...
then again, super creative japanese people always coming up with new ways to explore this kinda shit.
reminds me of that dildo bicycle vid...
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08-10-2009, 02:03 PM
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#15 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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nice.
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08-10-2009, 05:02 PM
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#16 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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theres a big flaw in the product
jap dicks arent that big
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08-10-2009, 05:10 PM
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#17 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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lame
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08-10-2009, 05:21 PM
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#18 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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There's black guys in Japan.
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08-10-2009, 05:38 PM
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#19 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by oniyou theres a big flaw in the product
jap dicks arent that big | Good, bigger margin for safety. They are looking at the possibility to export them too you know. 
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08-11-2009, 01:56 AM
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#20 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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where to buy"???
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08-11-2009, 02:05 AM
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#21 | | Banned By Establishment
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google jlist.
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08-15-2009, 10:56 PM
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#22 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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wth is that? bigger boner ?
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12-07-2009, 03:01 PM
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#23 | | Zombie Mod
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So I was looking for shit on DealExtreme, and found fakey Tenga eggs. Less than $5 each, if you buy 3 or more! Introducing: Tenca Fantasy Eggs Wayy (Wavy) Clicker Spider
Since these are cheap, Chinese knock-offs, be prepared to have get cancer and have your wang fall off.
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12-07-2009, 04:21 PM
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#24 | | Banned (BBM)
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12-07-2009, 04:25 PM
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#25 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Id just throw the egg out and grab the girl in the video and use her instead.
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