Taking craps at really odd times..
 

Just wanna make sure my body is functioning properly because I'm a little worried. Been starting night shifts at my job so that means I'm working from 12:00am - 8am. Before I was having regular bowel movements a couple times a day.

What worries me is that since I've started night shifts I have been only taking a crap once a day usually after my shift ends when I get home. Not only that but the consistency of my feces is really hard and clumpy. Usually its soft and smooth consistency. I haven't been eating differently or eating bad foods. Is this just my body trying to adjust to my new schedule?

I'd say its the new schedule. If thats the only variable in your life thats changed..

drink more water, eat more fibre, get some rest

I don't drink water. Just don't like the taste of it. But I get my fiber from cereals.

Fiber by itself won't work - you also need the water or else you'll end up with hard shit! Well I hope you're drinking other stuff...

i suggested you quit your job now....
i did graveyard for 9 months straight from 11:00pm to 7:00am
totally fucked up the system and play time with my buddies..

It is not good for you !! you feel like a zombie with no life

I got home around 730am, and stayed up till 2pm... sleep and woke up around 9pm..and ready to go to work again..

i ate 3 meals at 9am, then 10pm and 4am...
and I shit about once every 3 days..

if you are a night person, i suggest you do afternoon shift...
3pm to 11pm (i found this is the best shift for night activist lol)

water has taste?

drink juice, eat fruit

Immobility can be related to the consistency and frequency of your bowel movements. Since you are now resting or sleeping during the day (when you usually had your regular bowel movements), the intestines are less stimulated and feces stay longer = harder/clumpier.