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Old 08-20-2009, 04:41 AM   #1
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Interesting Facts About The Human Body

Seen this on the LX forums...

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now..

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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my penis isnt that long ...
i guess this doesnt apply to asian
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:45 AM   #4
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not sure about that thumb one, my thumb seems long, i know for sure my friendo is not over 8 inches
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:56 AM   #5
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:41 AM   #6
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my penis isnt that long ...
i guess this doesnt apply to asian
we're not the "average man" then =\
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:51 AM   #7
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Another interesting fact:

Females genetically have 30% less Hemoglobin in their blood cells than males; so they have to work harder to do the same thing (e.g. running)
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:57 AM   #8
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^that was just nerdy... not interesting, but i guess it explains why we're on top
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lol, damn, those black dudes really pulled the average up
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:05 AM   #10
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"If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. "

wat? i thought everything has a taste
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I think what that means is that if you stick an aluminum rod in your mouth you aren't gonna taste shit.
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:56 AM   #13
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I think what that means is that if you stick an aluminum rod in your mouth you aren't gonna taste shit.
Unless the rod was dipped in shit beforehand.
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:13 AM   #14
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I think what that means is that if you stick an aluminum rod in your mouth you aren't gonna taste shit.
fuck, you make me want to try this now. (minus the dipping in shit part)
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:27 AM   #16
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fuck, you make me want to try this now. (minus the dipping in shit part)
The dipping the shit part is the only part I want to try out
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Old 08-20-2009, 10:31 AM   #17
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Another interesting fact:

Females genetically have 30% less Hemoglobin in their blood cells than males; so they have to work harder to do the same thing (e.g. running)
Isn't Hemoglobin for blood clotting? Sounds like it has other uses in the human body.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:00 AM   #18
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my penis isnt that long ...
i guess this doesnt apply to asian
No, cause you're still a boy. Anyway, yeah I was measuring my thumb and I'm like. There is no way in hell my penis is 10 inches.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:04 AM   #19
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There is no way in hell my penis is 10 inches.
I thought you said you were from sparta?
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:22 AM   #20
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:26 AM   #21
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"If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. "

wat? i thought everything has a taste
and that taste is chicken
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I thought you said you were from sparta?
How do you know Spartans had 10 inch penis'?
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:57 AM   #23
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Isn't Hemoglobin for blood clotting? Sounds like it has other uses in the human body.
Hb is for oxygen delivery, platelet is for blood clotting. It's like men have K&N intake while women have stock cardboard ones
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:22 PM   #24
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^ LOL ya, u learn that on the magic school bus, minus the intake analogy
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:24 PM   #25
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