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08-27-2009, 10:58 PM
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#1 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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| My Job & Why I Hate My Colleagues
My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she if pretty fucking hot. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.
The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career oppertunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think is a lesbain, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.
Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE fUCKING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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08-27-2009, 11:01 PM
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#2 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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lol nice reference
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08-27-2009, 11:04 PM
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#3 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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08-27-2009, 11:05 PM
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#4 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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08-27-2009, 11:06 PM
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#5 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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"Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. "
Bhahaha What exactly do you do? Do you guys row in a Mystery Machine. Much like scooby doo?
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08-27-2009, 11:13 PM
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#6 | | 無敵
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Haha, nice.
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08-27-2009, 11:58 PM
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#7 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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A new bel-air! Didn't see it coming at all LOL
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08-28-2009, 12:08 AM
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#8 | | Hopeless Romantic
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Haha, good read.
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08-28-2009, 12:13 AM
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#9 | | Banned (ABWS)
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What job are you working for... someone whos stupid enough to know how to breath and the smartest person ever.
Stragne combo
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08-28-2009, 12:18 AM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Originally Posted by bimmer91 What job are you working for... someone whos stupid enough to know how to breath and the smartest person ever.
Stragne combo | lol............ D:
Damn, went over my head until I saw the Mystery Machine Van picture.
I never was a fan of Scooby Doo so I had no idea at first. I don't think I have even watched a single episode of that show.
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08-28-2009, 12:45 AM
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#11 | | is best wrench
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hahahhaha you got me there.
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08-28-2009, 12:59 AM
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#12 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by penner2k Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. | LMAO!! I got it when I finished reading this last sentence!
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08-28-2009, 01:52 AM
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#13 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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late night lols
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08-28-2009, 02:19 AM
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#14 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Best late night lol I ever read in a while..especially with the two people who somehow thinks it's his real job.
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08-28-2009, 02:21 AM
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#15 | | Banned By Establishment
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scooby- doobie - doooo haha
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08-28-2009, 02:38 AM
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#16 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Hilarious read haha made a ton of sense once you get to the end
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08-28-2009, 03:08 AM
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#17 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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lol i was thinking "hmm where's he work, when i read about the hot chick" then it started dawning on me 
nice
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08-28-2009, 04:44 AM
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#18 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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ahha entertaining
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08-28-2009, 05:47 AM
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#19 | | ESKETIT
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fred?
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08-28-2009, 06:46 AM
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#20 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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08-28-2009, 08:18 AM
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#21 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Did u make this up yourself? Damn it's good
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08-28-2009, 08:29 AM
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#22 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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damn, i still dun get it.
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08-28-2009, 08:35 AM
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#23 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Would you do it for a scooby snack?
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08-28-2009, 08:57 AM
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#24 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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Lol but that means your the douche that wears the gay scarf
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08-28-2009, 09:05 AM
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#25 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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^don't forget the gay preppy sweater...
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