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09-04-2009, 03:19 PM
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#1 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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"Eight private security guards at the US embassy in Kabul have been sacked over claims that they took part in drunken parties and lewd bullying rituals.
The embassy said the guards, who were photographed in various stages of nudity, had now left Afghanistan.
Embassy officials did not confirm the guards' nationalities or names.
A standards watchdog revealed the scandal this week saying guards had brawled, drunk vodka from each other's buttocks and urinated on people." http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8239136.stm
Mmm, butt vodka 
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09-04-2009, 03:37 PM
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#2 | | RS controls my life!
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You're missin' out.
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09-04-2009, 03:41 PM
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#3 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Yeah but chicks digg guys bad-ass party stories  | |
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09-04-2009, 04:06 PM
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#4 | | Pull Out Towing. Women rescued for free.
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Originally Posted by Noir  Yeah but chicks digg guys bad- ass party stories |
Too gay for my taste. Maybe ZhengFei might like though.
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09-04-2009, 09:07 PM
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#5 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by SumAznGuy Too gay for my taste. Maybe ZhengFei might like though. | yeh he'd have an addition to his collection of macho dudes to fap on
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09-04-2009, 09:33 PM
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#6 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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09-04-2009, 09:56 PM
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#7 | | ESKETIT
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party!!!!
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09-05-2009, 08:02 AM
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#8 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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hmm... they were sacked, odd punishment eh?
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09-05-2009, 08:55 AM
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#9 | | :inoutugh:
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^ it means they were fired from their jobs.
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09-05-2009, 09:44 AM
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#10 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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I was just kidding...
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09-05-2009, 10:17 AM
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#11 | | Banned (BBM)
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no party for U!!!!
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09-05-2009, 06:46 PM
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#12 | | Kick' In' Duh' Bass
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lol how the hell do u drink vodkas from ppls asses??? this just shows how fucked up that shit is cause normal ppl dont go " hey this party is a lil drag why dont u stand on ur head and spread em"
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09-05-2009, 06:59 PM
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#13 | | I STILL don't get it
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^ obviously you never partied this hard to understand why
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09-05-2009, 08:08 PM
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#14 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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I'M NOT GAY. IT'S JUST THAT AFTER A FEW DRINKS I/WE SUGGESTED WE START DOING SHOTS OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES. SERIOUSLY I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT. I'LL BANG 4 CHICKS RIGHT AFTER THIS. BUT FIRST, LET'S GET YOU NAKED SO I CAN DRINK VODKA FROM YOUR ASS.
I LOVE TITS. SRSLY. VAGINAS TOO!
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09-05-2009, 08:51 PM
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#15 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I'm sorry, but this was just too much gay for me for one day
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09-05-2009, 11:40 PM
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#16 | | straight from the fields of squamton
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not even gay. You havn't been drunk till you're taken a shot from some guys ass. Ask penner, he's the boozemaster around here. I bet it's his weekly routine and will laugh at these guys.
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