you know you're high when you have such trouble parking your car when you get home then when you get into your room you say to yourself " how the fuck did i get here"

you know your high when you continuously watch the opening scenes of super troopers 5+plus times in a row.

(This wasnt a "being high" story but actually drunk. My brothers friend was so drunk that he mistook the drawer in my bedroom for the toilet and he shit and pissed in my sock drawer, actually breaking the drawer as well b/c he full on sat in it like a toilet. As I get up from my bed to see wtf is going on and wake my brother up in the other room, this guy sits on my bed and leaves a big shitty, wet streak.)

you know you're high when you think the stuff you did this morning was yesterday, and it takes you 5 mins just to think of what you did last night.

you know you got high last night when you check your computer in the morning and you see that you were looking up the most ridiculous shit on google that you are in no way interested in anymore. example: "how tractors work"

And then realize you are not wearing any pants.

You know you're high when you climb a ladder.

When you are playing COD and you think you are doing something clever but then you get sniped in the head cause you are really just creeping in an open space

you know you're high when u gata take a pizz and u go to the kitchen sink and unzip your pants

You know you are high when....you hear the witch from L4D crying when you are at the library studying.

You know your high when you sit there 4 in the morning listening to old cds.

you know your high when you go to mcd and order a whopper

You know you're high when you feel your eyeballs heartbeat

Some of these responses are hilarious!
I'd like to see some of these incidents
(not the nekkid ones though)

You know you're high when you go to the drive thru and order 5 Ease Burgers instead of cheeseburgers and when you pick it up and eat half of it you realize it has no patty or cheese. And start trippin out thinking....did I really order a Easeburger?

My and my friend were tripping the fuck out!

My issue is when I'm high and writeing something in a thread and I read it over 4x and it sounds
Ok then I post it and someone responds asking I need to go back to esl.

My issue is I'm white only know how to speak english wtf.

You know your high when you are staring at your tv watching the dvd screensaver waiting for the little moving logo to line up perfectly in the corner.

FYI, took about 40 minutes of watching before that happened.

when you try to talk and you make no sense what so ever

Unfortunately this happens to me even when I'm completely sober.
Only when I get excited:cry:

you know you're high when you try to make a craigslist posting, press continue and instead of clicking edit, you click back in the browser and lose all the content [repeat 5 times]

when you hear morpheus from matrix telling you what to do

acid or mushrooms?

well my friend was actually doing his voice but it tripped the shit out of me

You know you're(in this case..my friend)high when you deal cards for Big 2 counterclockwise, then suddenly change to dealing clockwise and you're just staring at the middle of the table lol

I sometimes will lie on my couch listening to music through XBMC with the visualizations going. I've sat there for an hour before

^try the itunes one its much better