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09-20-2009, 10:23 PM
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#26 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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you know you're high when you have such trouble parking your car when you get home then when you get into your room you say to yourself " how the fuck did i get here"
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09-20-2009, 11:46 PM
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#27 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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you know your high when you continuously watch the opening scenes of super troopers 5+plus times in a row.
(This wasnt a "being high" story but actually drunk. My brothers friend was so drunk that he mistook the drawer in my bedroom for the toilet and he shit and pissed in my sock drawer, actually breaking the drawer as well b/c he full on sat in it like a toilet. As I get up from my bed to see wtf is going on and wake my brother up in the other room, this guy sits on my bed and leaves a big shitty, wet streak.)
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Probably because he tells it like it is and knows hockey better than you two dipshits? People respect his opinions, not like you two dipshits? He has a solid income, not like you two dipshits?
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09-20-2009, 11:59 PM
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#28 | | SFICC-03*
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you know you're high when you think the stuff you did this morning was yesterday, and it takes you 5 mins just to think of what you did last night.
you know you got high last night when you check your computer in the morning and you see that you were looking up the most ridiculous shit on google that you are in no way interested in anymore. example: "how tractors work"
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09-21-2009, 12:01 AM
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#29 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Originally Posted by azzurro32  When it takes a good 5 plus
minutes to find something in your pockets and you end up searching each pocket a good 3 or 4 times | And then realize you are not wearing any pants.
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Its the Internet, only complete anal pricks worry about their grammar...... or correct other peoples .Just sayin'
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09-21-2009, 12:07 AM
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#30 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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You know you're high when you climb a ladder.
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09-21-2009, 12:41 AM
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#31 | | Banned (ABWS)
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When you are playing COD and you think you are doing something clever but then you get sniped in the head cause you are really just creeping in an open space
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09-21-2009, 01:05 AM
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#32 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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you know you're high when u gata take a pizz and u go to the kitchen sink and unzip your pants
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09-21-2009, 01:09 AM
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#33 | | :inoutugh:
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You know you are high when....you hear the witch from L4D crying when you are at the library studying.
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09-21-2009, 02:59 AM
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#34 | | 2 Wheel'd Mod
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You know your high when you sit there 4 in the morning listening to old cds.
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09-21-2009, 03:43 AM
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#35 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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you know your high when you go to mcd and order a whopper
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09-21-2009, 08:17 AM
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#36 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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09-21-2009, 09:21 AM
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#37 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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You know you're high when you feel your eyeballs heartbeat
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Originally Posted by Presto I went to Saskatchewan once. 30min is all I need to know that I don't want to go back there. | | |
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09-21-2009, 09:43 AM
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#38 | | How I Mod your mother
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Some of these responses are hilarious!
I'd like to see some of these incidents
(not the nekkid ones though)
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| Quote: | [19-07, 16:54] El Bastardo: bm i have no idea what you're talking about because i don't speak gorilla
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09-21-2009, 10:14 AM
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#39 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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You know you're high when you go to the drive thru and order 5 Ease Burgers instead of cheeseburgers and when you pick it up and eat half of it you realize it has no patty or cheese. And start trippin out thinking....did I really order a Easeburger?
My and my friend were tripping the fuck out!
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09-21-2009, 10:25 AM
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#40 | | In RS I Trust
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My issue is when I'm high and writeing something in a thread and I read it over 4x and it sounds
Ok then I post it and someone responds asking I need to go back to esl.
My issue is I'm white only know how to speak english wtf.
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09-21-2009, 11:16 AM
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#41 | | Banned By Establishment
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You know your high when you are staring at your tv watching the dvd screensaver waiting for the little moving logo to line up perfectly in the corner.
FYI, took about 40 minutes of watching before that happened.
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09-21-2009, 01:05 PM
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#42 | | I STILL don't get it
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when you try to talk and you make no sense what so ever
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09-21-2009, 01:13 PM
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#43 | | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by XxFcukxX when you try to talk and you make no sense what so ever | Unfortunately this happens to me even when I'm completely sober.
Only when I get excited 
__________________ Quote: | [19-07, 16:52] bloodmack: EB did u change my avatar and title?
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09-21-2009, 01:17 PM
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#44 | | RS controls my life!
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you know you're high when you try to make a craigslist posting, press continue and instead of clicking edit, you click back in the browser and lose all the content [repeat 5 times]
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09-21-2009, 01:33 PM
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#45 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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when you hear morpheus from matrix telling you what to do
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09-21-2009, 01:51 PM
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#46 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by t.lottay when you hear morpheus from matrix telling you what to do | acid or mushrooms?
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The harder I lift and the more I eat, the better my genetics seem to get.
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09-21-2009, 01:55 PM
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#47 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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well my friend was actually doing his voice but it tripped the shit out of me
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09-21-2009, 02:02 PM
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#48 | | I STILL don't get it
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You know you're(in this case..my friend)high when you deal cards for Big 2 counterclockwise, then suddenly change to dealing clockwise and you're just staring at the middle of the table lol
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09-21-2009, 02:18 PM
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#49 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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I sometimes will lie on my couch listening to music through XBMC with the visualizations going. I've sat there for an hour before
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The harder I lift and the more I eat, the better my genetics seem to get.
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09-21-2009, 03:02 PM
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#50 | | SFICC-03*
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^try the itunes one its much better
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