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124Y 09-24-2009 10:27 PM

Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
 
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A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

S1 S2 09-24-2009 10:46 PM

What the hell!

izzue.hk 09-24-2009 10:56 PM

thats some retarded shit lol

dizzystar 09-24-2009 10:58 PM

omggg.. he had the balls to jerk it while talking to the cops!

hero!

!Aznboi128 09-24-2009 10:59 PM

why is there little circles above the "A"s?

these things --> å <--

BNR32_Coupe 09-24-2009 11:02 PM

oh i hate that! flipping your truck rig while masturbating, definitely a boner killer

danizer 09-24-2009 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by aznboi128 (Post 6608438)
why is there little circles above the "A"s?

these things --> å <--

i think thats dutch...lol

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"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
wtf dude..seriously? how high was he?

m4k4v4li 09-25-2009 12:06 AM

well said he was on drugs
maybe he was fucked on x?

thumper 09-25-2009 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 124Y (Post 6608395)

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

wtf? maybe my reading comprehension sucks? suspicion of self-molestation?!?

we already have accidents caused by cell phone usage while driving, and now this :fappery:

Jsunu 09-25-2009 08:12 AM

Thats what I call a sticky situation ;)

shenmecar 09-25-2009 08:15 AM

That trucker probably didnt get his fair share of prostitutes the night before! :D

Gumby 09-25-2009 08:29 AM

How can you be charged for molesting yourself?

GLOW 09-25-2009 09:31 AM

he shoulda had a buddy w/ him so he can get a dutch rudder

ilvtofu 09-25-2009 11:21 AM

So did he successfully unload?

skyxx 09-25-2009 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 6608703)
How can you be charged for molesting yourself?

Exactly :lol

The officer just wanted to write "Fine" all over him.

Mephology 09-25-2009 01:52 PM

I wonder if the police officer was a hot german woman with hair arm pits.

tubbyboi 09-25-2009 02:59 PM

i guess what they say is true......theres nothing worse then not being able to finish! props to the truck driver :)

Mananetwork 09-25-2009 04:18 PM

:lol

CP.AR 09-25-2009 09:41 PM

stupid mother trucker

jofo 09-26-2009 08:42 AM

great, now I got to be on the look out for truckers pulling there shift stick. As if there wasn't enough bad drivers

!Tigger 09-26-2009 09:11 AM

stay out of surrey lol

Vansterdam 09-26-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tubbyboi (Post 6609145)
i guess what they say is true......theres nothing worse then not being able to finish! props to the truck driver :)

:lol

Mugen EvOlutioN 09-26-2009 06:11 PM

he came

you! 09-28-2009 10:15 AM

fap fap fap :lol


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