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10-24-2009, 09:44 PM
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your breath.
It occurs once in a minute and once in an hour, but never in a second. What is it?
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10-24-2009, 10:06 PM
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#27 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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^ the letter U
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10-25-2009, 03:36 AM
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Tommorow
There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered?
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10-25-2009, 10:46 AM
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He was drowned.
What turns stuff around but never moves?
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10-25-2009, 01:36 PM
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A mirror
I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?
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10-25-2009, 11:06 PM
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Imagination.
A man shoots his wife, holds her under water for 5 minutes and then hangs her. Later, they go out for a night on the town. How is this possible?
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10-26-2009, 01:51 PM
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she was a photographer
Two sons and two fathers were on a hunting trip. They each shot three ducks and divided them so each of them got one. How?
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10-26-2009, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mc. she was a photographer
Two sons and two fathers were on a hunting trip. They each shot three ducks and divided them so each of them got one. How? | She? You need to learn to read and not just use google. 
And one was a grandfather, one was a father, one was a son.
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I've got two legs, but only when I'm not moving do I actually stand on them. (And I'm not a bird)
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10-26-2009, 04:43 PM
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a table?
A profoundly deaf person decides that he wants to build some shelves, so he heads down to the hardware store to buy a saw. How does he let the assistant know that he wants to buy a saw?
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10-26-2009, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by underscore a table?
A profoundly deaf person decides that he wants to build some shelves, so he heads down to the hardware store to buy a saw. How does he let the assistant know that he wants to buy a saw? | He says, “Hello shop assistant, I’d like to buy a saw please.”
This one is easy:
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?
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10-26-2009, 05:27 PM
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His horse is named Friday
A boy was walking down the road, and came to a place where the road divided in two, each separate road forking off in a different direction.
A girl was standing at the fork in the road. The boy knew that one road led to Lieville, a town where everyone always lied, and the other led to Trueville, a town where everyone always told the truth. He also knew that the girl came from one of those towns, but he didn't know which one.
Can you think of a question the boy could ask the girl to find out the way to Trueville?
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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10-26-2009, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by underscore a table?
A profoundly deaf person decides that he wants to build some shelves, so he heads down to the hardware store to buy a saw. How does he let the assistant know that he wants to buy a saw? | Wrong. Answer the riddle correctly before moving on!
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10-26-2009, 06:04 PM
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my bad! I thought the answer was obvious til now I notice only 2 legs. Quote:
Originally Posted by Alatar I've got two legs, but only when I'm not moving do I actually stand on them. (And I'm not a bird) | a ladder?
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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10-26-2009, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by underscore my bad! I thought the answer was obvious til now I notice only 2 legs.
a ladder? | Still a negatory!
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10-26-2009, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Alatar I've got two legs, but only when I'm not moving do I actually stand on them. (And I'm not a bird) | a man?
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10-26-2009, 09:35 PM
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I'll just give you the answer. It's a wheelbarrow. Two legs. Only stands on them when it's stopped. Any other time, the legs never touch the ground.
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10-26-2009, 09:45 PM
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Ah! *plugs ears* don't ruin it
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Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
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10-29-2009, 03:51 PM
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soo whats the answer to the truville and lieville one? im curious
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10-29-2009, 04:12 PM
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you tell me.
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Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
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10-29-2009, 05:00 PM
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Which way is your town?
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
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10-29-2009, 05:26 PM
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The poison was in the ice. By downing his first drink in a hurry, the ice didn't melt fast enough to release the poison. Dave, sipping his, let his ice melt.
Why is an island like the letter T?
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10-29-2009, 06:44 PM
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is in da middle of wa(t)er.
i run all day but never rest, i have a bed but never sleep, i have a mouth but i never eat, who am i?
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10-30-2009, 12:02 AM
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What starts green, turns red, and then black when your done?
edit: lol forgot to type the ansewr haha XD i had it!! lol
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10-30-2009, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by kangel is in da middle of wa(t)er.
i run all day but never rest, i have a bed but never sleep, i have a mouth but i never eat, who am i? | A river. Quote:
Originally Posted by MelonBoy What starts green, turns red, and then black when your done? | You ruined it. GJ.
I'll use this as my riddle.
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10-30-2009, 01:22 PM
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A blackberry!
What's got some wheels and flies, but isn't an plane?
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