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Old 10-24-2009, 10:44 PM   #26
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It occurs once in a minute and once in an hour, but never in a second. What is it?
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What is always slow to come, but never actually happens?
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There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered?

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He was drowned.

What turns stuff around but never moves?
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I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
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Imagination.

A man shoots his wife, holds her under water for 5 minutes and then hangs her. Later, they go out for a night on the town. How is this possible?
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Two sons and two fathers were on a hunting trip. They each shot three ducks and divided them so each of them got one. How?
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Two sons and two fathers were on a hunting trip. They each shot three ducks and divided them so each of them got one. How?
She? You need to learn to read and not just use google.

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a table?

A profoundly deaf person decides that he wants to build some shelves, so he heads down to the hardware store to buy a saw. How does he let the assistant know that he wants to buy a saw?
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a table?

A profoundly deaf person decides that he wants to build some shelves, so he heads down to the hardware store to buy a saw. How does he let the assistant know that he wants to buy a saw?
He says, “Hello shop assistant, I’d like to buy a saw please.”

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A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?
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His horse is named Friday

A boy was walking down the road, and came to a place where the road divided in two, each separate road forking off in a different direction.

A girl was standing at the fork in the road. The boy knew that one road led to Lieville, a town where everyone always lied, and the other led to Trueville, a town where everyone always told the truth. He also knew that the girl came from one of those towns, but he didn't know which one.

Can you think of a question the boy could ask the girl to find out the way to Trueville?
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A profoundly deaf person decides that he wants to build some shelves, so he heads down to the hardware store to buy a saw. How does he let the assistant know that he wants to buy a saw?
Wrong. Answer the riddle correctly before moving on!
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my bad! I thought the answer was obvious til now I notice only 2 legs.

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a ladder?
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I'll just give you the answer. It's a wheelbarrow. Two legs. Only stands on them when it's stopped. Any other time, the legs never touch the ground.
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soo whats the answer to the truville and lieville one? im curious
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Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
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The poison was in the ice. By downing his first drink in a hurry, the ice didn't melt fast enough to release the poison. Dave, sipping his, let his ice melt.

Why is an island like the letter T?
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is in da middle of wa(t)er.


i run all day but never rest, i have a bed but never sleep, i have a mouth but i never eat, who am i?
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i run all day but never rest, i have a bed but never sleep, i have a mouth but i never eat, who am i?
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You ruined it. GJ.

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A blackberry!

What's got some wheels and flies, but isn't an plane?
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