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Old 11-02-2009, 01:33 AM   #51
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:35 AM   #52
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The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:03 AM   #53
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what is, when you eat it, its green, when you put it in your mouth its red, and when it comes out of your mouth its black?
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A man was critically wounded during a vicious fight in 1958, he died and was buried in 1957. How is this possible?
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:44 PM   #57
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A man was critically wounded during a vicious fight in 1958, he died and was buried in 1957. How is this possible?
Died on jan 1st 1958?, moved his body across the international date line and got buried dec 31st 1957?

LOL this one is old but still good.

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Old 11-03-2009, 09:49 PM   #58
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They have blonde boyfriends.

How far can you run into the woods?
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Died on jan 1st 1958?, moved his body across the international date line and got buried dec 31st 1957?

Is this right? Or is 1957 the number associated to his grave/urn?


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Take out 8 playing cards from a standard deck of cards (52 cards) so that it is no longer possible to make a 5-card straight. What 8 cards do you take out?
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all 4 6s and all 4 jacks.

What's the missing letter and why?
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libraries

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WRONG!!!!!

A 2 3 4 5 (aka the wheel) is a straight!

answer is four 5's and 10's

all straights contains either a 5 or a 10
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It said Concentrate.

In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors. In each house lives a person of different nationality. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Who owns the fish?

Clues: The British man lives in a red house. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets. The Danish man drinks tea. The Green house is next to, and on the left of, the white house. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. The man living in the center house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. The German smokes Prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

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A riddle is a statement having a veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved. Riddles are of two types: enigmas, which are problems generally expressed in metaphorical or allegorical language that require ingenuity, and conundrums, which are questions relying for their effects on punning in either the question or the answer.
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A riddle is a statement having a veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved. Riddles are of two types: enigmas, which are problems generally expressed in metaphorical or allegorical language that require ingenuity, and conundrums, which are questions relying for their effects on punning in either the question or the answer.

Dude, we know what a riddle is. No one needs you to Wiki the definition.

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It said Concentrate.

In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors. In each house lives a person of different nationality. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Who owns the fish?

Clues: The British man lives in a red house. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets. The Danish man drinks tea. The Green house is next to, and on the left of, the white house. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. The man living in the center house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. The German smokes Prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

(Google won't help.)
the German owned the fish. =)

A man left a $100 bill on his desk. When he returned a while later, the money was gone. Only the cook and the gardener could've seen it. When he ask the cook, she said she hid it under the green book 'cause she doesn't want anyone to steal it. The gardener said that he found the money where the cook had hid it and decide to hide it inside the book where it's safer and he said he even wrote down the page number: between page 45 and 46. But when they look, the money isn't there. After the man talked to his cook and gardener, he is sure who's the thief and called the police. Who was it and how did he know?
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Gardener took it. The odd numbered pages are on the right and even on the right. It would have had to be between 44/45 or 46/47.


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Old 11-20-2009, 01:55 AM   #72
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A man was shot in the head while driving his car, reports have confirmed the hitman fired his gun from outside the car, all windows were intact and closed and no bullet holes were found on the car. How did the hitman kill him?
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Old 11-20-2009, 01:26 PM   #73
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someone post one up.
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