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10-06-2009, 11:48 PM
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You tell a riddle and the next person solves it, then tells another riddle and so on~
Riddle: you're in a room with no windows or doors, there's a chainsaw and a table
How do you get out?
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10-06-2009, 11:56 PM
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#2 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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you can do it without a chainsaw.
bang your head against the table until it is sore.
saw the table in half. 2 halves make a whole. climb out of the hole.
then shout until your voice is hoarse and ride off into the sunset.
Question :
Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
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10-07-2009, 12:01 AM
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CUT THE TABLE IN HALF, TWO HALFS MAKE A WHOLE (HOLE)
did you get that off CSI: Las Vegas? I know i did! LMAO
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10-07-2009, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by jbsali CUT THE TABLE IN HALF, TWO HALFS MAKE A WHOLE (HOLE)
did you get that off CSI: Las Vegas? I know i did! LMAO | yep, thats why i made the thread too, lol
back to the recent riddle by VancityPimp:
Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
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10-09-2009, 02:35 PM
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asparagus and rhubarb
Four cards labeled: A, D, 3, 6
The rule is the card with a vowel on it always has an even number on the other side. Which of the card(s) would you have to turn over to prove this rule to be true?
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10-09-2009, 02:51 PM
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A and 3
In the series of letters below, cross out six letters to make a common word.
C S R I E X L E A T T T E R E S
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10-09-2009, 03:17 PM
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In the series of letters below, cross out six letters to make a common word.
C S R I E X L E A T T T E R E S | boom. Create.
Sometimes when I drink coffee or tea my eye hurts, why?
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10-22-2009, 02:39 AM
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You forgot to take out the spoon.
You are in a room with three switches, which control three bulbs in an adjacent room. (Each switch controls one bulb). How do you figure out which switch goes with which bulb if you are only allowed to go to the opposing room once?
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10-22-2009, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by oHenry You forgot to take out the spoon.
You are in a room with three switches, which control three bulbs in an adjacent room. (Each switch controls one bulb). How do you figure out which switch goes with which bulb if you are only allowed to go to the opposing room once? | Hit the first switch and leave it on for a bit, turn it off then turn on the second switch. GO into the room, the light that is on is the second, the bulb that is warm is the first and the bubl that is cold is the third.
New riddle:
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
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10-22-2009, 08:34 PM
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^They all make right turns!
One of spies A and B always tell the truth while the other may say anything. They are sent to investigate statements W,X,Y, and Z, and making the following reports:
Spy A says:
Exactly two of W,X and Y are true
Exactly two of X,Y, and Z are true
Exactly one of W and Z is false
Spy B says
Exactly two of W,X and Y are true
Exactly two of X,Y, and Z are true
Exactly two of W,Y, and Z are true
Determine which spy tells only the truth, and which assertions are true.
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10-22-2009, 09:02 PM
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Spy B tells the truth.
Statement Y isn't true.
If only two statements are true in each scenario, the following is the case:
If W and X are true, Y is false
If X and Z are true, Y is false
If W and Z are true, Y is false.
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10-22-2009, 10:20 PM
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He was walking
The rope ladder of a boat hangs over the side of the boat and just touches the water. The ladder rungs are 8 inches apart. How many rungs will be under the water when the tide rises 3.5 feet?
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10-23-2009, 06:59 AM
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the boat rises as well
change of pace: tongue twister
say silk five times
what does a cow drink?
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10-23-2009, 09:14 AM
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water
You are hiking with a friend in the deep woods of northern Canada. A cold front quickly approaches and you find cover behind a sheltered boulder. A fire will be necessary if you are to survive the storm. In your pack you have only one match, a candle, a tightly wound ball of birch bark and a roll of toilet paper. Which would you light first?
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10-23-2009, 10:08 AM
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The match.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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10-23-2009, 10:10 AM
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he wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper
There is a man walking down a set of railroad tracks. He notices a train speeding towards him. He run forward towards the train and then jumps off the tracks. Why did the man run forward and not just jump off the tracks?
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10-23-2009, 10:50 AM
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he was on a bridge
how much dirt is in a hole 5'x5'x8'
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10-23-2009, 10:52 AM
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in a tunnel, but same thing really.
there is no dirt in a hole.
A cat jumped out the window of a 30 storey apartment building and lived. How?
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10-23-2009, 03:02 PM
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The window was on the ground floor.
Maggie Mathematical has five sons. One is called Alpha, another is called Beta, the third is called Gamma and the fourth is called Fred. What is the fifth son's name.
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10-23-2009, 03:35 PM
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What.
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
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10-23-2009, 08:33 PM
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adurrr its pressure
what is broken once it is said?
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10-23-2009, 10:27 PM
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Silence.
What king can you make if you take
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
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10-23-2009, 11:18 PM
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viking? sum1 else answer if im wrong
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10-24-2009, 05:27 PM
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Lion
The man who built it doesn't want it.
The man who buys it doesn't use it.
The man who uses it doesn't know he is using it.
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10-24-2009, 09:10 PM
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The man who built it doesn't want it.
The man who buys it doesn't use it.
The man who uses it doesn't know he is using it. | A coffin
What can you hold without using your hands or arms?
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