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JSALES 10-15-2009 02:10 AM

pretty funny joke
 
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog..

They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said...

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...

No More blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! ..

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again..

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'


haha

slammer111 10-15-2009 03:48 AM

Really old, but a good one. :D

hotjoint 10-15-2009 07:27 AM

:lol nice

Durrann1984 10-15-2009 09:17 AM

HAhaha i chuckled

q0192837465 10-15-2009 09:22 AM

hahahah,

shenmecar 10-15-2009 10:07 AM

would that be considered bestiality?

you! 10-15-2009 01:24 PM

yeh cuz we all like to fuck frogs

TRD Rs200 10-15-2009 01:29 PM

haha,

LsquareD 10-15-2009 02:22 PM

LOL. nicee


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