Seriously..does this guy even drive a M5? 2001 M5? lol

It would be if they were having sex at the same time. When one guy goes first, then another guy after the first guy is done, then that is a train.

:lol this thread is hilarious

ask her parents for permission .... trust me, nothing better than letting them know your intention up front ....

hahahaha, this thread is funny. If you do indeed own a M5, try it in the back. Tons of room, and if you have the sports seats put up the rear window shade and put up the side window shades.

window shades + 20% tint is awesome. If only i could stop the windows from fogging up without having the car running!

Anyways, some girls are down for that kinda stuff some arent. If you havent been dating her for awhile i wouldnt recommend going up to her and asking if shed like to fuck in a forest. Its more or less one of those experience things. can you get her turned on enough to the point where shes pretty much willing to do anything to have your meat? If you can, then she wont care.

a non pro is way too tight, it would take about 15 minutes to get the whole thing in and get into rhythm, by then you'd wish you never tried, a freak would be wearing a buttplug the entire day before the occasion so shes ready to go on the spot, she might even do atm if you're lucky

To the OP:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...89190_2200.jpg

wtf is wrong with u son
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For real? I was just thinking of going in with alot of lube and see if i'll get my brown belt.

this threads fricken comedy. When I first met the g/f we went for lunch on cresent beach. We have lunch and Raff's I think it is then go for a walk down the train tracks. I some how convinced her to chill on the beach to relax. well lets just say things happened from there and I'm happy the couple that walked by on the tracks (I was below them in a bluff) never noticed lol

Excellent post iceman-19, couldn't agree more. Also, to op, next time you're with this girl walking through the park, slide your penis out, put it on your wrist like a bracelet, and ask her for the time. Her natural response will be to look at your watch, and at that very moment she'll know what "time" it is.
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in the forest? you serious ? 1 time i was going for a run at central park @ Burnaby and I heard some moaning late at night about 11 oclock and they were going at it hard. REALLL hardd it was louddd

Some people, like op, can't put their flaccid dicks around their wrists like you're suggesting... ;)
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In that case...

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NEW SIG!:D

Certain parks with trees with low-hanging branches are very good at providing cover ;3

hrm, tried once in a civic in a parking lot at an elementary school at night, said screw it since it was too small to move around and just went home and did it there.

did it in stanley park by the lighthouse (i think thats what it is.) in the bush, she was standing bending over holding a branch lol. i busted on my foot by mistake, i had sandles on. fml. oh that was actually her idea too lol.

nammer sandles or sandles sandles...

lol, i was wearing nammer sandles. but as of now, ive done it in the car too.

half the thrill is wondering if you'll get caught/seen.

forest fucking for the win!

this thread sucks. who's done it during the day.

my god another noob asking retarded question




in the bush?

:rolleyes:

in a classroom

was worried the prof might slip on the next morning

OMG it all makes sense now!!

m5driver :haha: