When zombies attack Vancouver computers
 

VANCOUVER (NEWS1130) - Watch out... Vancouver has one of the largest zombie populations in the country. But these monsters aren't attacking your brains, they are focused on your computer.

A zombie is a computer that has been hijacked. It gets a virus that allows the hacker to take control of it, then it can be used to generate spam or other attacks without your knowledge. Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver rounds out the top three cities with the highest number of zombie-infected computers according to McAfee.

Larger cities tend to have more because of the concentration of computers, people and a lack of current virus protection.

QUICK - BRING OUT THEM FLAMETHROWERS

Don't startle the witch! Shes overclocked and has Shaw Extreme!

throw a pipebomb duh,.

Gotta snipe them with headshots ! haha

lmfao

http://nuwen.net/img/sf/zombie_lg.jpg

I have one for sale...;)

$15

shields up, red alert. Mr. Worf - ready phaser banks and load photon torpedos.

Want.

^ if you've read the survival guide, you wouldnt really =P *end smartass remark*

^ According to the cover of the book, you still need a rifle and a machete. The kit is close enough, shotgun and badass Rambo knife.

BRAINSSSSS........i mean PROCESSORSSSSS

BOOMER !

dress like zombie and you winz internets

Wear the ghoul mask and you'll be fine, just don't let them get too close to you
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interesting

bhwhahaha:haha:

+1 for that book

You's trollin!

i poset the link for the free online PDF a few years ago lol.

its a great read. helped me immensely overcome my queer frear of Zombies. seriously. i have nightmares eversince my big brother showed me the original "Dawn of the Dead" as a kid

asshole..

my friend has a copy of that, whenever i took a shit at his place, the book is always there for bathroom read. :haha: :haha: It's funny people wrote a book on this

SMOKER!