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View Poll Results: Whats your masturbation frequency? | |
0 - I don't do it. It's the work of the devil, I tell ya!
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1 time a day
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1 time every 2 days
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1 time a week
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non stop
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11-17-2009, 03:14 PM
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#1 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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on average how often do you do it?
weird the post came out before i finished the poll.
Girls can participate too. How you do it doesn't matter. In your room or in the shower with Mr "pusating massage head" like a dirty little monkey, its all good 
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11-17-2009, 03:16 PM
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Do what? Wank? Have sex?
Where's the poll?
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Sir Wanksalot, or Sure, Wank a lot?
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11-17-2009, 03:40 PM
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non-stop
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11-17-2009, 03:42 PM
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haha
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Masturbation is a sin
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11-17-2009, 03:46 PM
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depends if i'm sexing that day
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^ to the OP that's non stop. It takes him that long to get it up coz he has ED.
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11-17-2009, 03:56 PM
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#11 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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I don't wank a day or two before I know I'm gonna get laid,
otherwise close to once a day.
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Originally Posted by Coach Hines Masturbation is a sin | This guy must be pounding it non-stop.
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11-17-2009, 04:06 PM
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Fucking Wanker
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11-17-2009, 04:09 PM
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4 times a day...5-7 times if I got nothing to do all day!
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^ LOL!
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preety close poll between 1 a day and non stop  | |
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Originally Posted by Coach Hines Masturbation is a sin | False.
I do it around 1-3 times a day ... mostly twice at night
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non stop!
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yo go google "mastubating too much" and check out the symptoms, its like
-fatigue
-lower back pain
-low sex drive
the fuck thats total bullshit, what if I masturbate every night before I sleep while laying down on my bed? that negates the first 2 symptoms and the low sex drive? Why did i wanna jack it anyways.
silly doctors
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11-17-2009, 07:19 PM
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#23 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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11-17-2009, 07:24 PM
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^ LOL
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11-18-2009, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Qmx323 yo go google "mastubating too much" and check out the symptoms, its like
-fatigue
-lower back pain
-low sex drive
the fuck thats total bullshit, what if I masturbate every night before I sleep while laying down on my bed? that negates the first 2 symptoms and the low sex drive? Why did i wanna jack it anyways.
silly doctors | i think one more was hair loss.
but it also says it's good for you because you are refreshing your jizz regularly. lol
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