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El Bastardo 11-18-2009 12:50 PM
Man teaches his son Klingon as first language, ensures his lifelong virginity
 
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d'Armond Speers spoke only Klingon to his child for the first three years of its life.

Klingon? Not Spanish, French, Mandarin? Not some gutteral genuflecting concoction from the deepest recesses of Borneo? Klingon? You heard it right.

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"I was interested in the question of whether my son, going through his first language acquisition process, would acquire it like any human language," Speers told the Minnesota Daily. "He was definitely starting to learn it."

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...town_dad_s.php

http://www.mndaily.com/2009/11/17/lo...gon-dictionary


These Star Trek fans are getting out of control........

CP.AR 11-18-2009 02:38 PM
tlhIngan 'oH Hol vo' quv

q0192837465 11-18-2009 02:45 PM
lol, reminds me of 17 Again & their elf language. He got a hot principal in the end, so all is good

you! 11-18-2009 04:06 PM
some really good looking dude should learn this and report back on girls' reactions

StylinRed 11-18-2009 04:17 PM
lol... wow child services should get in there

shenmecar 11-18-2009 04:19 PM
how do you say "FUCK YOU DAD" in Klingon?

CP.AR 11-18-2009 04:31 PM
I don't know, I said "KLINGON IS A LANGUAGE OF HONOR" above in well, Klingon

Noir 11-18-2009 05:39 PM
Virginity? Thank's to the dad, the kid's a social outcast from the get-go.

emmvee 11-18-2009 06:02 PM
haha sucks to be that kid
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Vansterdam 11-18-2009 06:19 PM
pwned

impactX 11-18-2009 06:47 PM
I am sure the kid will get to Stovokor. Q'apla, house of Speers!

ntan 11-18-2009 07:49 PM
It's actually possible to speak fluent Klingon? I thought there's just phrases people catch from the tv series etc.

CP.AR 11-18-2009 08:07 PM
^ yes. its a fully developed language. All the "Fictional" languages in Star Trek are fully developed, functioning languages.

Hell, there's a version of Wikipedia in Klingon

impactX 11-18-2009 09:06 PM
There are five lights, Captain.


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