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El Bastardo

11-18-2009 11:50 AM

Man teaches his son Klingon as first language, ensures his lifelong virginity

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d'Armond Speers spoke only Klingon to his child for the first three years of its life.

Klingon? Not Spanish, French, Mandarin? Not some gutteral genuflecting concoction from the deepest recesses of Borneo? Klingon? You heard it right.

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"I was interested in the question of whether my son, going through his first language acquisition process, would acquire it like any human language," Speers told the Minnesota Daily. "He was definitely starting to learn it."

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...town_dad_s.php

http://www.mndaily.com/2009/11/17/lo...gon-dictionary

These Star Trek fans are getting out of control........

CP.AR

11-18-2009 01:38 PM

tlhIngan 'oH Hol vo' quv

q0192837465

11-18-2009 01:45 PM

lol, reminds me of 17 Again & their elf language. He got a hot principal in the end, so all is good

you!	11-18-2009 03:06 PM

some really good looking dude should learn this and report back on girls' reactions

StylinRed

11-18-2009 03:17 PM

lol... wow child services should get in there

shenmecar

11-18-2009 03:19 PM

how do you say "FUCK YOU DAD" in Klingon?

CP.AR

11-18-2009 03:31 PM

I don't know, I said "KLINGON IS A LANGUAGE OF HONOR" above in well, Klingon

Noir	11-18-2009 04:39 PM

Virginity? Thank's to the dad, the kid's a social outcast from the get-go.

emmvee

11-18-2009 05:02 PM

haha sucks to be that kid
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Vansterdam

11-18-2009 05:19 PM

pwned

impactX

11-18-2009 05:47 PM

I am sure the kid will get to Stovokor. Q'apla, house of Speers!

ntan	11-18-2009 06:49 PM

It's actually possible to speak fluent Klingon? I thought there's just phrases people catch from the tv series etc.

CP.AR

11-18-2009 07:07 PM

^ yes. its a fully developed language. All the "Fictional" languages in Star Trek are fully developed, functioning languages.

Hell, there's a version of Wikipedia in Klingon

impactX

11-18-2009 08:06 PM

There are five lights, Captain.

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