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shenmecar 11-30-2009 09:52 AM
The Hormone Guide
 
I posted this a while back:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/guys-rules-t591121.html

And so that I am not being a sexist, here's an opposite version for the females on Revscene. Guys will find this funny too, especially married men or guys who lives with their gf. :D



Quote:
The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...x/4f4fdc6f.jpg

13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.

mrclean604 11-30-2009 11:23 AM
here, have some wine.
i'll remember that always

silk 11-30-2009 11:27 AM
funny...here. have some wine

Grandmaster TSE 11-30-2009 11:40 AM
i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?

JZ215GE 11-30-2009 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grandmaster TSE (Post 6706707)
i thought taking them shopping was the safest route to go?
+1

spoon.ek9 11-30-2009 12:08 PM
shopping + dinner + wine

kwistol 11-30-2009 12:18 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

you! 11-30-2009 03:34 PM
fuck i hate wine

CP.AR 11-30-2009 03:39 PM
WHERES MY CHICKEN WINGS, BITCH

dat_steve 11-30-2009 03:51 PM
here, have some wine...AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WHILE YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN.

Vansterdam 11-30-2009 06:03 PM
lol

xyz123 11-30-2009 06:18 PM
HAHAHA good guide

monkeywrench 11-30-2009 08:40 PM
MAKE ME MY SAMMICH


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