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12-13-2009, 09:33 PM
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#1 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...
And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country in the so-called Western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
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12-13-2009, 09:49 PM
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#2 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Shaddup and pass the lobster.
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12-13-2009, 11:47 PM
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#3 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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I bet you there is still one person out there who this will piss off..
people just gotta relax on this "Merry Christmas" stuff.just enjoy the holidays..
work is generally easier, people are in better moods, and you get paid more on certain days!
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12-14-2009, 12:20 AM
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#4 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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12-14-2009, 12:29 AM
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#5 | | private modder
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Have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-yop Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word from *my* god: our sponsor.  | |
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12-14-2009, 06:00 AM
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#6 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by Eff-1 Have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-yop Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word from *my* god: our sponsor. | WIN.
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12-14-2009, 06:04 AM
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#7 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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I never get tired of this one
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12-14-2009, 03:37 PM
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#8 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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lol, i wish those guys can stop whining
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12-14-2009, 06:11 PM
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#9 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by mx703 I bet you there is still one person out there who this will piss off.. | As an ADD and dyslexic person, I find the OP's Non-partisan seasonal greetings HIGHLY offensive.
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