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someone translate this....... in some what epic detail..
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Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them.
Make the effort and take the risk..
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Trust me, this isn't fake. That's how Hk girls are. Oh and trust me, I wouldn't do anything to that bitch. I'd stand there and do nothing as well, she's a crazy bitch!
dude the ex looks better than the new one well... from the back at least
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Spoiler!
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture
My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.
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Originally Posted by AsNoobAsItGets
I'm capable of many many many things. You may see me as a some guy on the internet but you don't know the half of it. I don't talk tough just for sh*ts & giggles but I do do tough things, bet my life on that!!
Basically the ex is bitching about what he sees in that girl that she doesn't have. blah blah blah and the roles have switched, it's like the girls are the pimps fighting over whose hoe it is.
Ex: Who this is bitch?
guy:....
Ex: Who this is bitch? answer me
*hits him*
current gf asks the guy: Who is this woman?
ex: None of your business so you can STFU.
ex talks to guy: WE broke up because of her? What is so good about her? Her face? Her body? Look at how she dresses?! Would you bring her out with your friends? Answer me. Why aren't you answering me? What does she have that I don't ah? Because of her you broke up with me? You want me to change, I did! You don't like me smoking, I stopped! You don't want to talk to guys, fine! I deleted all there numbers, I don't even have one single male friend now, you happy?! Now because of her, you broke up with ME? Are you insane?
Current gf: Hey bitch! I think you are the one who is insane? You just came out of no where and stir shit with us?!
Ex: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Current gf: not MY business?!
Ex: HE is MY bf not yours!
Current gf: HE IS MY BF! You are just an ex...ah! What are we? Fooling around? Playing who he likes most? I devoted a lot of time to take care of him when he was sick, but WHERE WERE YOU AH!? It was I who was there for him!
Ex: I tell you bitch! I was only busy because I was at work, which gave you the chance to enter our relationship! HE IS MY BF!
Current gf: HE IS MY BF! You are just an ex! Have you heard of timing before? TIMING AH! It was I who who took care of him! Do you know?
Ex: Fuck'n bitch! Do you know how your face looks? Go home and look at the mirror and take a real good look at your face!
Current gf: ARE YOU FUCKEN DEAF OF YOU DO NOT KNOW ENGLISH? I SAID TIMING AH! PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS SHOULD GTFO OF HERE AND GO HOME!
ex: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE GOING HOME LLAAA!!!
guy: Can you please go home first?!
ex: Now you are telling me to go home? Because of her, you are telling me to go home? ok, I ll just seat and watch! Your relationship with her won't last long! *throws water* Fuck'n cunt!
current gf: *FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT* BUAHHHH @#@$@%@%
1.bitch, what u doing?
2.hes my bf
1.no, bitch, hes my bf.
2.get the fuck out
*bf steps in*
1.have fun with ur bitch
2.what fuck you talking about?
1.*splashes water*
2.*delayed scream*
Revscene has done alot for me in the past lol, so I will translate for those who dont understand canto!
Translation, A=crazy bitch B=fat bitch C=little boy bitch
0-20secs
A: Who is she? Who is she? Answer me! Who is she!!!!!!!
20sec-40sec
B: Whats wrong with you?
A: None of your business! Shut the hell up!
A: We broke up because of her? Whats good about her? Does she have a good face? Does she have a good body? How the fuck do you bring her out to see your friends when she dresses like that!?
40sec-1min
A: Answer me! What does she have that I dont? You broke up with me cuz of her?!! Whatever you didnt like I changed for you? You didnt like me smoking, I quit!
1:00-1:20
A:You dont like me wearing dresses, so I stopped! You didnt like guys on my phone, so I deleted all of them! I dont even have 1 guy friend. You happy now, you satisfied!?
A: Now because of her you broke up with me!?!? Are you retarded or something!?
1:20-1:40
B: Miss, I think the one whos retarded is you! Why the hell are you coming out and yelling at people for no reason!?
A:Its none of your business!
B: None of my business?
A: Hes my bf not yours!
B: Hes my bf!!! You're only an ex! What?! Are you coming to start shit? Is it whoever does more for eric, eric will like them more?
I did alot of stuff for eric too. When he was sick where were you? I was one supporting him by his side!
1:40-2:00
A: I was working and you took the chance and stole him from me! Hes my bf!
B:HES MY BF! YOUR ONLY AN EX! I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM! YOU KNOW!?!? (insert the you know guy's .gif here)
2:00-end
A: You fucking bitch! Dont you know what the fuck you look like? Why dont you go home and take a look at the mirror!!! Dont you know youre fucking ugly!?
B: Why dont you go the fuck home?!?!
A: YOU SHOULD GO FUCKING HOME!
C: A, why dont you go home first okay?
A: Your telling me to go home? Because of her youre telling me to go home?? Okay lets see how long you guys last!!! You fucking bitch!!!!