what u cant float on water?

that girls were nice

thought girls were yucky!!!


water in the oceans were only in the lower hemisphere of the earth. like in a glass

I thought girls did all their business from the same hole ... which in turn lead to me thinking that babies came out of the bum too ... that is until I realized that there are actually TWO holes!... :facepalm:

I thought if I had a feather in each hand I could float down off a building, I never did get a hold of 2 feathers though.

I thought electrons were particles

i thought a serial killer was someone who went around stabbing boxes of cereal

I used to not want to dry my hands with washroom towel dispensers because I thought the towel simply looped back in and came back out and wasn't clean.
http://www.liberty-washroom-services...-dispenser.jpg

I'm not sure if you're just omitting one on purpose but they have 3.... :p




I used (6/7 yrs old) to question why everything isn't state owned and then shared, and everyone would just work for the betterment of mankind at their own free will. (marxism, though I did not know of the term/idea) Dad tried to explain corruption, I didn't understand. :haha:

EDIT:
btw, op, good thread!

I thought everyone will live to 100 years old

good things happened to good people

There is actually 3 holes.

That being an adult actually meant that you knew what you were doing and knowing what you were talking about.

You're not alone on that one

:cry:

1. "boxing day" meant everyone would go around scrapping each other.
2. that if i swallowed grapes with seeds stems would grow on top of my head.
3. that something was wrong with me the first time i nutted.

that babies came out from butt holes

1) I thought that people were inside the phone sitting on a chair talking to into my ear
2) I thought that when you fax sth the piece of paper floats somewhere in space and into the other persons fax machine
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omg did you throw you cat off a balcony?

I thought that the Bloody Mary thing was true. HAHAHA I was always to scared to try it. And I always thought that someone was watching me in my closet when I closed my light, still to this day I have to close my closet before I go to sleep

Wow what a perfect photo to go with this thread. . .

SO anyway, when I was younger, I was in love with reboot, I actually still am. lol yeah, what-up? haha

Anyway, you know when they went on to commercial breaks and put up a huge sign on the TV with their icon, and said " Reboot will return after these messages! " ? Kay, so I would run up to the TV for as long as that icon was on the screen and repeatedly tap it twice, all while screaming in a commanding voice " REBOOT !!!". Yeah, my sister and dad didn't have the heart to tell me it wouldn't work. It was real fun trying to reboot though, I've always wanted to be something crazy, like a guardian with this "tool".

Short story long, I now call my penis "glitch". . . It does wonders, no "Megatron" has broke it.
LOL

REBOOT!!!

http://www.inwap.com/mf/reboot/cast/img/reboot.gif

NO WAI?!... what 3rd hole?!?

what parents said was always right

Great thread, brings back memories. :D

I thought that if you were gay, you automatically had HIV. :lol My dad also taught me you would get it if you ever picked up someone's cigarette butt off the ground. I admit it stopped me from trying a cigarette all the way into my teens.

I remember shoving a cat off the top of a fridge as a kid. It was pissed.

I thought it was 7 years.

Carrots DO somewhat improve your night vision.

omg my mom did that to me too! I was scared out of my mind.

+1 I always wondered how the machine managed to clean the linen so as it went back through the loop. :lol

Other things I used to think..

Vending machines would spit out food if you knew the secret combo that only adults knew.

The "popular" kids in elementary and highschool would be the most successful in life. After my 10 year highschool reunion.. boy was I wrong. :lol

BMW stood for "Be My Woman". (thanks to a retarded classmate in Gr3)

Stove top burners were only hot when they glowed. Burned my hand. ><

Cassettes you bought at the store (yeah I'm old) were full of songs taped off radio stations. I always wondered how they managed to cut the DJ's voice out of the beginning and ends of the song.

CDs stored the music on the top side where the label was, not the bottom. I got beaten on this one after telling my dad "It's okay, I only scratched the bottom" :lol

Girls were just guys with shrunken wangs. (okay, to a certain degree, this is true :))

Life Insurance was a way to create a ton of free money for your family. (this can be true but it's not the purpose of life insurance. ;))

The school kept crappy attendance lists when they repeatedly skipped my name during Hot Dog Days in kindergarten. Turns out I was the only one in class with cheap parents. :cry:

Animals "mated" by simply sleeping next to each other.

I'm sure I'll think of more as the day progresses. :D

pee hole

1. If you sneezed with your mouth closed, you would spontaneously combust and brain matter would come out of your ears instead

2. sex only required rubbing the penis against the outside of the vagina

3. bums on hastings were insects that reincarnated later into humans

yes i was a fucked up child :P