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			Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids 
Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age.  
Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.   
Noah at two Halloween parties last year. 
The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.  
She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'.   
Left: Pole dancing with her little friends last year. Right: With her best friend Emily Grace. 
The company's website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14."  
Here's a clip of this poor Emily Grace kid dressed up in a pair of fishnets and chatting about her underwear line with Miley and Noah...  http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/bl...s=true&rss=yes |   |   |   |      |  02-03-2010, 01:32 PM | #2 |   | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in! 
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			the kid looks like a crack ass lol
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			wtf 9 years old?TOO OLD!
 
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			The fuck....
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			Looks like a crack whore for halloween.     |   |   |   |      |  02-03-2010, 01:40 PM | #6 |   | How I Mod your mother 
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			Lingerie for kids? What the fuck?
		 
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			That's fucked, give her a broom and a flying monkey that looks like more her style.Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  02-03-2010, 01:44 PM | #8 |   | Banned (ABWS) 
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			Too old.Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  02-03-2010, 01:46 PM | #9 |   | Media Officer / MOD 
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			that's not Lingerie
 looks more like dress up party
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			ya it's not lingerie..it has to be smaller, more sleek, and much much TIGHTER
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			Fuck...even this thing looks better than her:   |   |   |   |      |  02-03-2010, 02:00 PM | #12 |   | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS 
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			look at that fat!
		 |   |   |   |      |  02-03-2010, 02:22 PM | #14 |   | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES! 
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			Whoa, she obviously got hit with daddy's looks... yuck.
		 
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			that is effing gross.
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			I bet she already lost her virginity by a 40 year old, 5'5, 300 pound guy.
 
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			holy crap she looks like a witch...   |   |   |   |      |  02-03-2010, 06:21 PM | #20 |   | Female Driven 
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			this is SO wrong i wonder if she actually know what "lingerie" is since i doubt she's ever worn a bra before..atleast not yet? :S
 
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			seriously  
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					Originally Posted by fi.0922  this is SO wrong i wonder if she actually know what "lingerie" is since i doubt she's ever worn a bra before..atleast not yet? :S
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She doesn't know what the purposes of lingerie is lol! Anyways what is she trying to say? That kids can do +18 shit?! But thanks to the LG/LB's kids are now getting all the information about sex, drugs, skipping school and whatever...       Last edited by xnguyen; 02-03-2010 at 06:43 PM.
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			do not want  
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			^^^she prob just thinks that lingerie is just clothes with little coverage
 it's kinda disturbing to see kids nowadays wear loads of make up (super dramatic) just to go to school..they wake up 2 hours prior heading out to school just to do make up..prob not even..i've seen alot of girls (especially grade8s) when i was in highschool, they'd go to school early with absolutely NO make up on, and they'd hide in the washroom for an hour and come out with a totally difference face, its scary
 
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