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SMDBICH 02-26-2010 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRxtar (Post 6833145)
For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.

Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.



Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head.

Lol that is one smart ass way of buying condoms
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Mugen EvOlutioN 02-26-2010 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by penner2k (Post 6833072)
Last week I was buying condoms... I also bought lube..
Those would be fine. Except I had ate my last banana so I grabbed bananas too.
The girl sorta gave me a weird look when I was paying for it.

:haha::haha::haha: pure gold

babykiller 02-26-2010 07:18 AM

Best one I ever was when I was in line at Safeway, and there is this guy getting whatever, veggies and milk and shit. He gets a text message, reads it, asks the cashier to wait while he grabs something quick, and comes back with lube and rubbers.

BOOTY CALL FTW

sonick 02-26-2010 07:22 AM

Tits ftw in second video.

$_$ 02-26-2010 08:06 AM

condoms are overated....

2damaxmr2 02-26-2010 08:39 AM

pifft who the fuck pays for rubbers. I get mine for FREE from the local health centre.

SMDBICH 02-26-2010 02:54 PM

Question: How does it feel like buying condoms for the first time for you guys?

i first got mine at a gas station, felt like a man

jeffh 02-26-2010 06:40 PM

best lol story was when me my gf and my best friend went to the checkout together with some pocorn and shit for a movie night, and a box of condoms.
told the old lady we were having a manage toi

Alatar 02-26-2010 06:42 PM

menage a trois.

JSALES 02-26-2010 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRxtar (Post 6833145)
For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.

Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.



Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head.

LOL, should pass that on to all the younger kids

buddy 02-27-2010 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CRS (Post 6833067)
+1

I don't know anyone that buys condoms online...

i do, since my XXXXXXXXXXL have to be special ordered ... :D


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