nope

have you ever laughed so hard your stomach hurts?

yeah, when i saw that guys talon with the integra front end and the dragons on the sides...

ever rode the train across canada?

nope.

have you ever got the wind knocked out of you before?

yes, skinny chinese kid never "fit" in the class

have you ever had sex with a random guy/girl?

random girl yes lol

have you ever done a back flip on trampoline

yes one time landed on my head

have your parents ever found you passed out drunk not in your bed or a couch?

Nope

Have you ever jizzed on yourself?

negative

have you ever shotgun a beer and it came out your nose?

nope!


ever farted while getting a BJ?

nope

ever been arrested?

nop

ever pee'd in the snow?

of course!!!

ever been incarcerated?

**EDIT: this is for the peeing in snow question
Yes, Plenty of times lol

Have you ever wiped your ass, but then the TP broke through?

Yes

Were you ever caught with a hard on in school?
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No, I always wore jeans :thumbsup:

Have you ever been in a fist fight(not with a sibling)?

^ Uh, regarding the hard on. Wearing jeans and getting a hard on Sucks man! Fucking hurts.

Anyway back to the question.

Yes I have.
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Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone?

^ Depends if it's pointing up or down, I always points it up :D

Yeah, I blame the fattest one in the room, unless my fart smells asiany, then I blame a honger.

Have you ever sacked yourself accidentally with your own hand?

^ How does a fart smell "asiany".... please enlighten me

Yes, yes I have.

Have you ever filmed sex without your partner knowing?

^ Too many moth balls ><

Haha, no, havent filmed at all.

Have you gone ass to mouth?

No... I find that pretty gross.

Have you had the thought cross your mind that your cousin/aunt/sister-in law was pretty good looking?

yes

have you ever though of you were gay for a moment?

What do you mean? I thought everyone knew the difference between an asian fart and other farts....Asian farts are more low key, but linger longer and are less offensive initially, but last longer than all others.

No, I've thought of being a woman and being lesbian with other women, does that count?

Have you ever felt homicidal? LIKE TRULY HOMICIDAL?

I've never payed attention to when people fart and wait for the smell...how do you know so much LOL.

I've felt homicidal a few times when people really piss me off yeah.

Have you ever jacked off in your car?

nope

have you ever got touched by your uncle?

Sexually? Nope.

Have you ever slept in your car?