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maybe yeah have you ever jerked off for a month straight? |
nop have u ever jacked off for so long ur dick went numb? |
nope have you ever jacked off with two hands? |
nope have you ever jacked off with your right hand upside down so that it looks like someone else is jacking u off? lol |
Nope. Have you ever sat on your hand until you couldn't feel it anymore, then jacked off so it felt like somebody else was doing it? LOLOL. |
no have you ever played Red Dead Redemption? |
Nope. Have you ever played Modern Warfare 2? |
of course, Azkikr337 <- PSN have you ever called in a AC130 for last kill? |
No, I've actually only played that game twice. Have you ever worn an outfit worth more than $700? |
yep, hermes have you ever work heels for fun? |
Worn you mean? Yeah, I cross dressed one Halloween. Have you ever gotten food poisoning? |
nope have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning? |
Nope. Have you ever crashed at fault? |
yeah, my car slid while doing a turn and hit a pole have you ever gone to the casino for a week straight? |
nope have you ever spend more than $50 on mt? |
wtf is MT? have you ever stolen money from a friend or family member? |
no that's to low have you ever just taken a massive shit and realized there was no toilet paper and no1 was home to grab any for you? |
No, but I have taken a huge shit and had to waddle across the house to get more TP. Have you ever farted out loud (either accidentally or on purpose) while at work, either while everything was quiet, or while in a meeting? |
nop, didn't fart out loud...i was in a meeting once and let out a "silent, but deadly" and everyone was giving nasty looks at one another have you ever fantasized about your own mom? |
wtf lol no but can i meet your mom she sounds hot if you fantasize about her have you ever had to many energy drinks/coffee you thought your heart was gunna explode |
had 3 cans of monster and 2 red bulls once at the casino, but heart didn't explode have you ever been really tolerant of RS? |
No, RS fucks me once, I'm out. :p Have you ever thought of brake checking someone so they would rear end your car and you could then get a new car if they totalled it? |
used to all the time, but now i go reeeaally slow...yellow light speed through as the sit at red have you shit brix =| |
nop have you ever play bejeweled blitz on iphone? |
all the time until i got rid of my iphone... have you ever watched porn while at work? |
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