nope

have you ever fallen down the stairs

yeah

have you ever broken a mirrror?

yes
Have you ever chopped up your sisters My Little Ponies with the bloody pieces.

no

have you ever set something in your house on fire?

Yes, my arm.

Have you ever driven something bigger than a domestic truck?

yes

have you dinged someones door

no

have you had a boner during class?

yes

have you ever been to china?

no

have you ever called the teacher mom?

No

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

No
Have you farted and blamed it on someone else?
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about 50% of the time

Have you ever eaten snake?

No

Ever used a dog/puppy/baby to pick up girls?

Yes

Have you never got caught watching porn by ur parents?

no

have you farted loud in school?

No. Silent but deadly, always.

Have you ever been arrested?

nope

Have you ever gone to court?

nah never,

have you ever punched your computer from rage?

Yes

Have you ever fallen asleep at your computer?

yeah

have you ever farted in class

yes

have you ever had a fantasy about one of your classmates sitting in class?

Yes

Have you tasted your own urine before?

yes

have you got bitch slapped by your parent before ?

No

Have you ever been hit by a car while on a bike or on foot?

Techically No, I was riding my bike down a fast steep hill.. a car drove right into my path and I wasnt able to stop/shift outa the way fast enough.. I clipped the back bumper and was thrown probably about 15 feet.. (Aftermath = looked like i got shit kicked in the face, broke 3 teeth, had 1 fracture on my wrist bone + another on my elbow area..)

Have you ever fallen or jumped off something higher then 10 feet?