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Qmx323 04-05-2010 11:26 PM

awwww

i read it

babykiller 04-07-2010 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by underscore (Post 6891317)
Well no. And yes you're right, but a 6" rubber fist wouldn't have paved the way for a 12" black dildo as well as a 14" rubber fist would.


Thanks for the anatomy lesson Dr. Astroglide.

(Or was it an engineering lesson?)

guddagudd 04-07-2010 07:49 PM

So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep.

To answer the original post, yes I am like that hahaha

ethano 04-09-2010 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotjoint (Post 6895062)
i didnt bother reading

same :thumbsup:

jimzilla 04-10-2010 11:35 AM

I read it.

The guy needs to grow a pair of balls

v.Rossi 04-10-2010 01:14 PM

smart thing to do was go up to her, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
bring her home and at least half that list will be complete. BAM!

but seriously,

of course it was awkward, dumbass thought a whole lifetime list without knowing the girl first, whipped already. overthinking it and no confidence, leads you home with "what ifs?"

just think: "those who hesitate, masterbate" and make his move.

dasuperstar 04-10-2010 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static (Post 6887303)
http://i.imgur.com/263sv.jpg

how many rs'ers are like this, come on be honest =)

I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.

Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.

Go for it man where at your back 24/7

RS FTW:thumbsup:

raygunpk 04-10-2010 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plush (Post 6901302)
I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.

Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.

Go for it man where at your back 24/7

RS FTW:thumbsup:

what's the story with this?

dasuperstar 04-11-2010 12:54 AM

I only read the first sentence

LOL:D

gearshifter 04-11-2010 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guddagudd (Post 6897194)
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee?

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3xta 04-15-2010 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plush (Post 6901302)
I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.

Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.

Go for it man where at your back 24/7

RS FTW:thumbsup:

lol what the fuck are you talking about. This is not a true story.

_M2 04-18-2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gearshifter (Post 6901694)
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee? Except this time its dark roast and lumpy.

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johnle 04-19-2010 07:13 PM

wtf

mc25 04-30-2010 07:27 AM

Whag happened to the fail button???????

woob 05-01-2010 12:15 AM

^^^ can't fail posts older than 5 days old

TracerFX 05-28-2010 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M2 (Post 6912618)
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee? Except this time its dark roast and lumpy. In any case, I digress. After I plunged the dildo, she gave me a look of ecstasy and moaned.

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Phil@rise 05-29-2010 09:24 AM

its so much like me

he's just looking at her boobs


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