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awwww i read it |
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Thanks for the anatomy lesson Dr. Astroglide. (Or was it an engineering lesson?) |
So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. To answer the original post, yes I am like that hahaha |
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I read it. The guy needs to grow a pair of balls |
smart thing to do was go up to her, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" bring her home and at least half that list will be complete. BAM! but seriously, of course it was awkward, dumbass thought a whole lifetime list without knowing the girl first, whipped already. overthinking it and no confidence, leads you home with "what ifs?" just think: "those who hesitate, masterbate" and make his move. |
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Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try. Go for it man where at your back 24/7 RS FTW:thumbsup: |
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I only read the first sentence LOL:D |
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wtf |
Whag happened to the fail button??????? |
^^^ can't fail posts older than 5 days old |
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its so much like me he's just looking at her boobs |
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