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05-02-2010, 03:08 PM
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#1 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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| Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
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In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.
Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death
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this is fucked
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05-02-2010, 03:12 PM
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#2 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Jesus! What a shitty way to die
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05-02-2010, 03:15 PM
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#3 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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awful
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05-02-2010, 03:16 PM
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#4 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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too much japanese porn
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05-02-2010, 03:21 PM
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#5 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Man and I thought passing out drunk around white people was dangerous...
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05-02-2010, 03:23 PM
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#6 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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I hope his buddies got arrested at the least.
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05-02-2010, 03:28 PM
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#7 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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they should learn from the japs on how to do it properly
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05-02-2010, 03:30 PM
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#8 | | I don't get it
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fucking retards. They probably scard for life now Posted via RS Mobile | |
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05-02-2010, 03:42 PM
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#9 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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The eel probably has spines on its back that would've shredded his rectum on its way out anyway!
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05-02-2010, 03:44 PM
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#10 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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what the fuck, why would you have an idea to shove anything up anyones ass
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05-02-2010, 03:49 PM
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#11 | | -Stare-
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that sucks ass.
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05-02-2010, 03:50 PM
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#12 | | RS controls my life!
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Wow... that IS fucked 
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05-02-2010, 04:34 PM
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#13 | | ESKETIT
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pwned
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05-02-2010, 04:36 PM
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#14 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by tonyvu what the fuck, why would you have an idea to shove anything up anyones ass | when you watch too much jap porn, it really influences ur mind to do things thats usually overboard for normal ppl.
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05-02-2010, 04:39 PM
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#15 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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fucked
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05-02-2010, 05:27 PM
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#16 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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Some prime news sources right there.
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05-02-2010, 05:34 PM
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#17 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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now that's just fucked. what a bunch of nice friends... >_>
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05-02-2010, 05:34 PM
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#18 | | In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by m!chael Man and I thought passing out drunk around white people was dangerous... | it is now  | |
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05-02-2010, 06:14 PM
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#19 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by m!chael Man and I thought passing out drunk around white people was dangerous... | +1 wtf
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05-02-2010, 08:16 PM
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#20 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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i m not gonna get drunk with ne 1 from now on lol
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05-02-2010, 09:31 PM
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#21 | | Say! Say! Say!
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What "friends". RIP.
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05-02-2010, 09:33 PM
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#22 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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dumbasses
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05-02-2010, 09:33 PM
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#23 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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whatta bunch a fag friends
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05-02-2010, 09:35 PM
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#24 | | resident Oil Guru
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Sounds fake.
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05-02-2010, 09:42 PM
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#25 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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