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Durrann 05-04-2010 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6937432)
ya i know i had issues, & now i just drink drink & smoke till i die

wow

LiquidTurbo 05-04-2010 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6937418)
man that this is sick, i was eating when i was reading it

on the side note i have jizzed on a bus before no joke, the tour bus was playing american pie the movie unrated & i saw shannon elizabeth nake with her breasts so i covered myself with my bag plus there was a hot girl 1 seat up

& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it



The hell is wrong with you man?

SaviorSelf_666 05-04-2010 07:06 PM

Thats fucked up

PiuYi 05-04-2010 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6937432)
ya i know i had issues, & now i just drink drink & smoke till i die

i definitely recommend faster, quicker ways

ae101 05-04-2010 09:08 PM

well if i wasn't ugly i would have been a sex addict lol

JSALES 05-04-2010 09:29 PM

fucked up!

ae101 05-04-2010 09:42 PM

damn it i knew i should have never told the story to u guys, now your all gonna think im a freak or a sticko which im not

4chinit 05-04-2010 11:27 PM

this thread is priceless, you guys are my hero.

:Popcorn

truth 05-04-2010 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6937418)
man that this is sick, i was eating when i was reading it

on the side note i have jizzed on a bus before no joke, the tour bus was playing american pie the movie unrated & i saw shannon elizabeth nake with her breasts so i covered myself with my bag plus there was a hot girl 1 seat up

& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it

wat.

penner2k 05-05-2010 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6937418)

& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it

Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

SpuGen 05-05-2010 12:50 AM

^
Lol The Hangover.

sleazyho 05-05-2010 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6937418)
man that this is sick, i was eating when i was reading it

on the side note i have jizzed on a bus before no joke, the tour bus was playing american pie the movie unrated & i saw shannon elizabeth nake with her breasts so i covered myself with my bag plus there was a hot girl 1 seat up

& i have done it on a plane as well, i found a porno on the mag rack & was bored so i went to the washroom & finished it

LOL you are one fucked up dude

butter_sashimi 05-05-2010 01:42 AM

^ I loled. Your comment seemed ironic given your "Jizzed in my Pants" avatar pic hahah

fishing666 05-05-2010 02:10 AM

ae101 holy fuck! you are one messed up guy in all the right ways

orange7: you could get along well with ae101

ae101 05-05-2010 09:50 AM

hey at least im not jizzing my pants to little 12yr girls in school plus i think the mods should just move this to the NSFW section

& no i don't go to Urban Fare grocery store in Yaletown, i live in richmond & i only go to Yaletown to drink at night (but now often) if your thinking thats me

Greenstoner 05-05-2010 02:09 PM

^ do you go jizz in Yaohan center ? haha

orange7 05-05-2010 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fishing666 (Post 6938538)
ae101 holy fuck! you are one messed up guy in all the right ways

orange7: you could get along well with ae101

no way man.. I ain't risking my face getting jizzed on. :haha:

Phil@rise 05-05-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ae101 (Post 6938247)
damn it i knew i should have never told the story to u guys, now your all gonna think im a freak or a sticko which im not

na now we just think your a sicko freak :thumbsup:

thats OK tho at least you covered up

BlackZRoadster 05-05-2010 05:07 PM

shit i always shop at that yaletown urban fare, he should be easy to recognize based on that picture

Greenstoner 05-05-2010 05:12 PM

Why would anyone shoop at urban fare with overprice items?
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DeathChill 05-05-2010 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenstoner (Post 6939425)
Why would anyone shoop at urban fare with overprice items?
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Where else do I get $100 bread flown in fresh from France? I can't start my day without burning a piece of it and throwing it out. I don't actually eat it though.

BlackZRoadster 05-05-2010 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenstoner (Post 6939425)
Why would anyone shoop at urban fare with overprice items?
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obviously you aren't their target buyer, you dont go there to buy stuff thats offered at other stores, you buy the gourmet cheese, specialty desserts, breads, sauces, and meats not sold in other stores that are specially shipped to them from different cities around the world.

Plus they are the only store that i've seen matsutake mushrooms sold there.

nipples 05-05-2010 08:11 PM

Bukkake shrooms, yum. The guy can make em for you ;)
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twitchyzero 05-05-2010 10:21 PM

i lol'd at the thread title until i read the article and found out t he was looking out the window to across the street where the kids were playing.

BlackZRoadster 05-05-2010 10:22 PM

^ lol, The guy(s) can make em for you ;)


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