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wahyinghung 05-14-2010 01:36 AM

Dual-purpose Japanese bra also grows rice
 
There's clearly nothing more boring than a bra that just sits there doing its job holding the goods in place. The folks at Japanese underwear maker Triumph International understand this very well. Just in time for planting season, they've introduced something perfect for the proverbial farmer's daughter--a rice paddy bra.

Replete with agricultural symbolism, My Tanbo Bra has cups that join to form a rice planter. The bra pads themselves are also arm coverings in disguise, so you won't get sunburned when you're toiling away in the fields. The bra straps feature shiny discs to ward off grain-thieving sparrows.

So it's not completely useless. The idea is that you take the bra off, put the two halves of the planter together and start your little rice crop. All you need is, er, adequate seed.

That's where the belt worn around the waist comes in. It's actually a length of water hose, on which you can sling some tubes to store the rice seedlings. Also hanging from the belt: a pouch of earth. They think of everything!

If you get your hands dirty, so to speak, you can wipe them on a pair of gloves sewn into boxer shorts that are part of the package; the gloves have the characters for "abundant harvest" emblazoned on them.

The boxers are even designed to evoke granny-style "monpe" pants worn by female field workers in Japan. Knowing the wide spectrum of perversion in the Land of the Rising Sun, I'm sure that will excite a certain male demographic.
Every six months Triumph comes up with a novelty brassiere that reflects current social issues or trends in Japan. Examples include the golf bra, with its own green; the husband-hunter bra, which has an LED countdown to a woman's target marriage date; and the solar panel bra to give your chemistry a boost of electricity.
For sheer sexiness and ingenuity, though, it's hard to beat Triumph's No Plastic Shopping Bag Bra, a silky red number that transforms into a reusable shopping bag.

Sadly, the rice paddy bra isn't for sale. However, it may highlight the sorry state of rice consumption in Japan, which has fallen to about half of what it was in 1960 amid the westernization of diets. The average age of people who grow the staple cereal is now about 60, according to The Japan Times.

Hopefully Triumph's bra will encourage a few younger people to start cultivating rice, which is as quintessentially Japanese as sushi, Mt. Fuji, and transforming underwear.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20004888-1.html

skyxx 05-14-2010 01:55 AM

Lol wut? The new term for this is "Farmer Fetish".

Benz_05TSX 05-14-2010 02:36 AM

She got small boobs anyways... next

tofu1413 05-14-2010 02:50 AM

theres gonna be porn on this.

some_punk 05-14-2010 07:49 AM

I can see that lady gaga will have something similiar soon

Mugen EvOlutioN 05-14-2010 08:08 AM

new trend of rice anyone?

!Aznboi128 05-14-2010 08:11 AM

wtf......

gdoh 05-14-2010 08:11 AM

wow that guy wasted his life working on that shit...so stupid

ShadowBun 05-14-2010 08:21 AM

i hope her rice tastes good
its organic right?

drunkrussian 05-14-2010 09:11 AM

got rice bitch, got rice? oh, u do? How wonderful.

twitchyzero 05-14-2010 10:00 AM

add some coconut additives and you'll get fresh coconut milk rice
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cg8f1QcC_v...+Milk+rice.jpg

FerrariEnzo 05-14-2010 12:48 PM

damn i eat those rice!!

but damn what a pervert who invented that...

what girl is gona wear that.. even female farmers arent gona where that.. haha how are you suppose to work? it would all just fall out when you bend over..

Vansterdam 05-14-2010 01:39 PM

fuck yea tittie rice

shenmecar 05-14-2010 04:14 PM

next invention, panties that are also work as parachutes.

orange7 05-14-2010 05:19 PM

^
or panties that also work as condoms.

Graeme S 05-14-2010 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shenmecar (Post 6952093)
next invention, panties that are also work as parachutes.

Ever seen an American woman?

you! 05-14-2010 06:10 PM

nom nom nom nom

MG1 05-14-2010 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YellowBun (Post 6951629)
i hope her rice tastes good
its organic right?

New Crop!

Phil@rise 05-14-2010 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_punk (Post 6951607)
I can see that lady gaga will have something similiar soon

I think she already does

Kim Jong Un 05-14-2010 08:13 PM

What the fuck?

124Y 05-15-2010 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orange7 (Post 6952160)
^
or panties that also work as condoms.

That sounds pretty convenient.

Shun Izaki 05-15-2010 07:20 AM

hmm... that reminds me, i need to buy some rice... off to my local Japanese Farm

vafanculo 05-15-2010 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orange7 (Post 6952160)
^
or panties that also work as condoms.

No way. If you think a condom gets in the way of pleasure, imagine having fabric come between you and the puss.
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