I'm not to sure what she was I was lying in bed playing ff3 when she knocks and my dad watches greek tv till 3 am and answered the door. I'll have to ask him when he gets home.

shit, i watched the strangers the other day. if someone knocked on my door at 2am, well fuck off, don't do that.

YOU SHOULD HAVE DRAGGED HER INTO YOUR HOME. GANGBANG BABY!!!!

actually b&e usually happens during the daytime/afternoon, if you see strange ppl knocking on your door during the daytime be aware. seems unlikely that a thief is trying to test if your house is empty at night (where 98% of the people are home sleeping) and with lights on. I wouldn't completely trust her but would at least help her call the cops. Seems logical that if someone wants to break into your house at night they would just sneak in knowing that you would be asleep and try to make it out with the goods before any1 realize or come in with guns blazing.

yeah the girl that's ringing on your door is just a decoy if you go out a gang of burly men will mug you.

LOL I would have just told them I will call the cops to help them. That would scare them away for good.

In cases like the OP's, I wish I was a cop. Then I'd identify myself as a cop with my badge and gun and be like "okay I'm going to check if your car is really out of gas, if not, I'm going to arrest you". Then see how fast she shits her pants.

What are you going to arrest her for....

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how about not opening the fucking door?

op shoulda whacked off and bust the door open just in time to jizz on her face

One morning when I was pulling out of a coffee shop parking lot on the way to work I almost hit a girl. While I was still stunned she hastily came to my window and asked for money to get to North Van.

As I was pulling away I realized that she had actually jumped in front of my car to make me feel guilty before soliciting for money. It worked. Once.

^lol to bad for you

is that why the girl in your avatar looks the way she does now?

next time u get a crackwhore asking for cash - tell em u got $5 n ull give to them if they piss on the road right now.

if they do , throw a penny at them and walk away.


one of my buddies did this near gastown n it was hella funny. crackwhore started to undo her pants ... n squat .. he threw a loonie onto the middle of teh street n walked away .. crackwhore ran nude to pick up the loonie.

Your buddy really needs to get laid if he wanted to see a crackwhore naked...

"I don't know who the fuck you are and its 3AM in morning!"

*slams door*

It was 2 in the morning.

Have you taken those ESL lessons yet?

Your buddy is an asshole. There is absolutely no need for that kind behaviour. If he didn't want to give her any money, he should have just said so. Instead, he becomes a complete douche and degrades someone who is clearly in an unfortunate situation.

My buddy had some lady come to the door and she asked if she could use the washroom...he let her in. So shes in the washroom and basically had diarrhea or ate some nasty beans. She stunk up his whole bathroom and the whole bottom floor for that matter.

that sounds like a heroin addict to me. I used to go around doing work on the pumps at gas stations and when I worked on some chevrons around Hastings I had retailers tell me about how when people go in the washroom to shoot up there bodys relaxs and lets everything go:\

Man, this reminds me of one time that scared the shit out of me.

My family and I were all asleep with the lights out etc, and at 5:30AM, pitch black out of no where some guy starts knocking on our door as hard as he can and screaming and scratching the door, woke us all up and scared the shit out of us. We slowly went down to check out who the fuck it was, but couldn't see, the guy continues to pound the shit out of our front door, till he stops, runs around our house, jumps over our 6 foot fence, to our back glass sliding door, and does the same thing...

We peeked through and saw this drunk, and kind of drugged up white guy who's scratching, knocking, and drooling everywhere...called the cops and waited 45 minutes till they showed up and the guy already left. Turns out that he tried to use his own keys to open our door thinking it was his own... but fuck.. Had to clean out my pants that morning.

i know for a fact that that would scare the shit out of me, 5 30am holy fuck, and it took cops 45mins! wtf?!?

When I was 18 I moved out of my parent's place and I moved to the cheapest place I could find. It was fine until the landlord started letting just anyone rent in the building. After a while I would have people knocking on my door in the middle of the night and trying my door.

One night I left the door unlocked and waited. When someone was trying the door I turned off the TV and stood in the hallway in the darkness waiting for them to come in.

When they opened the door I saw who they were (a guy I knew from around the building) and when he saw me just standing there quietly like a freak he slammed the door and ran down the hall.


It never happened again.




A creep's worst fear is someone who is far creepier than they are.




(For anyone who knows Courtenay it was the Mex apartments by Superstore)

Woodman, go tell Dr. Wily to SUCK IT.